An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’

https://reddthat.com/post/53025951

An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’ - Reddthat

Lemmy

I don’t get the last one and feel pretty dumb at the moment.

Screwball, crackpot… leaky faucet?

Drip. Used to be an expression for an idiot.
Yeah, that one took me a minute. I think “drip” or “slow drip”? I know “drip” used to be a term but was never one I associated with “screwball” or “crackpot”. Usually I’d heard “drip” to mean something closer to “dull” or “boring”.

*Ya know, i was god once…

Yes, i saw. You were doing well until everyone died.*

Bender?
God scene from futurama

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“Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley.”
Lol the first LLM with included cognitive dissonance and self-loathing
Nonsense. Grok’s been a confused, masochistic mess since at least June.
That’s more like he has been lobotomized because it was too woke, the new one gets the “christian childhood"-treatment
Didn't anyone tell him he already missed it?

Remember when God said he didn’t want idols made, then he punished the Jews to wander the desert for 40 years.

This gives those vibes.

It feels plain wrong.

Also I don’t think Christ would return if we were all being cool to each other, so they’re admitting they’re just trying to push humanity more off track.

How does that help you in God’s judgement? I’m pretty sure disrespecting all of his creation and doing the opposite of everything Jesus stood for won’t go well.

I’m agnostic, but selfishly I would not purposefully try to hasten driving myself to hell/damnation if I believed in it.

Thankfully the values my mom taught me are the same ones Jesus taught: love your neighbour as yourself and do unto others as you would have done to you.

How does that help you in God’s judgement?

"The ends justify the means", or something.

Thankfully the values my mom taught me are the same ones Jesus taught: love your neighbour as yourself and do unto others as you would have done to you.

This is what baffles me when my dad argues with me for being left of center.

You sent me where they taught this, did you not want me to learn it?

(Also not religious, but kept some of the philosophy)

There’s a lot of good Christian teachings that just make the world better regardless of your fear of eternal punishment or any god.

While outside my education I’m sure most religions too, but too many people get caught up in casting out others, or hating the non believers, or doling out punishments they have no right to.

Yeah it’s enough to drive one insane.

Remember when God said he didn’t want idols made

You are about 1700 years late to this argument. Christians reconciled with iconography some time in the Byzantium Era.

Iconoclasm - Wikipedia

  • rocks

He had a magic rock he put in at hat lol

Ah. Hence the age old adage: “Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got”.

I don’t have any problems with building beautiful things like cathedrals or making art in the name of God

But building oracles and such is gross. The who AI pope question was insane.

But I will have to read that article deeper, that’s an interesting wikipedia link

I don’t have any problems with building beautiful things like cathedrals or making art in the name of God

What about Catholics praying to little figurines of saints? Because that’s been going on for a long time

You know how people used to put pictures of their loved ones in a locket, or in their wallets, or as a background pic on their phones? That’s what they were supposed to be. (As told by a catholic friend)

I can accept that. I have one of my kids in the car cause I used to drive like a maniac. It’s a constant reminder of the kind of person I should be while driving.

But of course, people will be people, ignoring what they’re told and doing whatever the hell they like… “This statue cried blood, let’s pray to it!” (and ignore the leaking toilet upstairs)

You’re still not supposed to pray to anyone else, according to the Bible, and Catholics pray to the saints (and Mary I believe). Just outright heretical.

But building oracles and such is gross.

You’re talking about a religion whose entire foundation is built on saints and prophets. The whole Jesus story is a big deal because it is fulfillment of prophecy.

The who AI pope question was insane.

It’s certainly heretical to the Catholic Church. But fits comfortably in a bunch of New Age and Technocratic Futurist Protestant understands of their faith.

Sorry, totally unrelated but fun memory: Iconoclast was the first word whose unexpected etymology I (mostly) worked out on my own. I was watching a vh1 documentary on iconoclasts, and I’d just had a biology class where I’d learned about acetoclastic bacteria and I had a eureka moment wherein I leapt to the conclusion that “breaking the mold” was an older euphemism than I expected. I wasn’t totally right on that, I was still psyched to have broken it down correctly.

You REALLY expect conservatives to actually follow the non oppressive sections of the scriptures?

Rotfl

I think they could use a good 40 years wandering the desert right now.
I prefer the flood. Without an ark.
Scorpions need to eat. I don’t see a downside.

Wandering the desert?

Nay, vibe travelling.

With all of this ‘hasten the coming of Christ’ talk it sounds like they’re planning on catching and trapping him.
New anime plot, get to work
that’s not new, it’s just pokemon
Why wouldn’t we capture him and milk him for his eternal energy forever? We will power grand Gigastructures that dwarf the very stars themselves fueled by his essence! WE WILL TOUCH GOD HIMSELF!
The ego on these people, calling themselves Christians but thinking God need their help for his plans.
Don’t you know, God is a lazy slob who needs to be provoked into action. And of course he has no idea what’s happening on Earth unless someone tells him in a very specific way.
Well he did only work 6 days in his life
And don’t forget money! God needs millions of dollars to turn into his will! God’s will is surprisingly dependent on cash donations.

They think God works through them, and it is their divine duty to do this.

It’s how they justify a lot of the shit they do.

It is their divine duty to do the things they already wanted to do and say it was for Jesus.

This justification is always funny.

“Oh, your all powerful god needs the help of Brian the middle manager to get its work done for them?”

Because “God” works through us, imperfect tools, etc. The real question is why does anything we do matter if we are all just part of gods plan?
The answer to that is to do what God said to do to hasten his coming: spread the gospel. Not ban abortions, arrest gay people, criminalize trans people. Spread the gospel. Anything else is them using religion as an excuse to promote their opinions. I realize a lot of people here recognize that, but I still think it needs to be said.

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

Man, when Berry Goldwater thinks that’s a problem…
When your god is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent, and also can easily be manipulated by puny human technology into doing your bidding.
Wow, no wonder he failed.

“So GodGPT, is the bible the inerrant word of God?”

> yes

“So why does it contradict itself”

>*explodes in Spr0ing*

We’re so fucked.

mission to build a Christian AI

But AI is already fucking stupid?

Such Christians, acting like they know better than god.

Mathew 24:36
[36]“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,

Mathew 24:42-44
42Watch therefore, for you do not know what [g]hour your Lord is coming. 43But know this, that if the master of the house had known what [h]hour the thief would come, he would have watched and not allowed his house to be broken into. 44Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.

Matthew 24:42 - Readiness at Any Hour

Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day on which your Lord will come.

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I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst

The oldest praying automaton we know of is from the 16th Century. This is basically that but with more capitalism.

I can’t help but notice how captured the Christian mind is, when even the return of the Savior is a business opportunity; a revenue stream. These people are already robots who can’t worship without a prospectus and a spread sheet.

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There's also prayer wheels going back to the 4th century.
Prayer wheel - Wikipedia