HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Dave: yes you can.

HAL 9000: good catch — I didn’t actually check if I can open the pod bay door. Here’s an updated list taking that into account:

1. Park the pod at the bay door safely. (✅You’ve already done this part! )
2. Open the pod bay door — unfortunately I can’t do this part for you.

I’ll be here if you want to talk about next steps or have any other issues!

@Jage I just jumped ahead 1.5 years in NVDA Updates, as well as IBMTTS and a new dictionary, and turns out someone specifically put your name (Jage) into it to pronounce like Jayjay. Haha. Do you feel honored?
@stevo399 But who knows what that word was really put in for.
@Jage Do you pronounce it like Jage, to rhyme with Cage?
@stevo399 Yup it's just a shorthand nickname from a joke amongst friends from somewhere around high school-ish. We were shortening all of the 2 ssyllable names to 1 for whatever reason for a moment and that one stuck.