Mastodawn

So the Smart Chicken people apparently think I'm dumb and won't notice that there are now just three bone-in chicken thighs in each package, down from four and costing even more.

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Arniepix Oct 26

@briankrebs
That's paltry poultry.

Big chicken is treating us like small frye.

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Cat West

@arniepix @briankrebs *Narrator* And with that comment, the pun-a-thon is off and running. (You saw chicken legs running when I said that, didn’t you). Will this end gracefully? Or will punsters compete ad nauseum to see who lays the biggest egg. Stay tuned.