ZombiepirateWhat's your favorite joke that doesn't translate to English very well?
LumidaubNo matter how sloshed you may be, Goethe was a poet.
Tap for spoiler“Dicht” is a word for “drunk/pissed/sloshed”. “Dichter” is both “poet” and “more sloshed”.
unknownuserunknownlocationOh God there are so many of these.
No matter how young your friends are, Jesus's friends were apostles.
No matter how well you drive, trains drive freight.
No matter how empty you feel, remember, there others who are teachers (this one works out unexpectedly well)