And now a Cabin in the Woods. The perfect p[ace for a stalker to get some work done on these horrible kids.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Wait he's not dead yet? And you just took him home!? Lance dude... Everyone in this movie is messed up.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

HER NAME IS HAGGIS!?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Are we getting a full on bog witch? Is this a foggy bog? Whippoorwills?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Okay rats and howls and howls and all this sound bed of creepy is a might bit too much.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

He's only mostly dead. Not all dead. Miracle Max could solve your problem.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Say it don't spray it!
You have to ask for it, it's part of the magic.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

A cemetary... for pets? What will they think of next!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

OH, yeah you're not gonna miss that grave.
A cemetery for pumpkins!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

This movie is a little above our usual cheap monster fare, but only barely. Good production, some good acting (mostly Lance), the lore of hoe Pumpkinhead works is probably the best part. It's just so involved and planned in a folklore nightmare way.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Is it worth it Lance? Will the cost of your vengeance be worth what it does to you? Will your boy haunt you more than his death?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

The boy's father takes care of everything indeed.
Lance is tied to Pumpkin head now, in more ways than one. Bwahahaha.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

The dog has a concern.
Maybe you shouldn't be drinking while your engine of revenge is out there tearing teenager's guts out.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Steve is out there. And there. And there. And he's just haggis spread aaaaaaaaaaall over the woods.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

"You gotta stop it!"
"It's what. you. wanted."
Hahaha. He's already regretting it so soon. The price was far worse than even he wanted. It sucks cause we want these kids dead too, but I love how much it's also destroying Lance.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

What if... for once... we are the monster? Monsterdon is the agent of revenge. We are getting what we want, and the character sin the movie are the ones paying for it.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Pumpkin head is a weird monster. He's not pumpkin headed. If anything his head looks like an early rejected Godzilla design.
He's somehow simple and really complicated at the same time. Great practical suit that changes the human form, but is still just a big pink sack of humanoid flesh and bones.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Monster use gun, surprising
Monster use gun as a stabbing implement: innovative but primitive like an unthinking animal
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Injury to the monster means injury to lance? *GASP* Who could have seen that mind and body link coming? Not Lance as he was laying down on a ceremony to awaken the beast and tie it to his soul.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Wait he can't enter a church? Pumpkin head works on vampire rules?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Oh yes he can. He's just slow and menacing. And the cross makes him angry?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

He understands motorbikes?
Only Kamen Rider can stop him now.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

How often does someone out for revenge end up actively trying to stop their revenge made manifest? That feels like an underused twist on a movie trope.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

DOG JUMP SACRE! This is a movie that really feels like it could have had a cat jump scare at some point earlier.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Dog is scared shitless.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Pumpkinhead's face has changed! I wonder why lance? HUH? DO YOU GET IT YET?
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

When you you seek revenge, dig two graves.
Well okay alot of graves in this case. but ya now symbolically too.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Pumpkinhead is dead! And is a self cleaning monster. Just becomes self burning trash. That's thoughtful.
But wait where did this Pumpkinhead come from? isn't thsi the Pumpkinhead from teh flashback?
NOPE> Guess what lance was really signing up for in the first place!
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

This movie is kinda mid for me, but I LOVE that final aspect that to raise up Pumpkinhead you are selling your soul to get revenge AND turn your body into the next Pumpkinhead. That is some killer folk horror lore.
#Monsterdon #Pumpkinhead

Okay now I need to grab a snack before #WrongFrogs
#Monsterdon

wtf did I just come back to? Crapping in a sink and a bloody hand coming out of the bath? I guess this is a horror movie too.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

KGB kung fu?
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

A box full of radiation? Kid you are gonna get some Kryptonite cancer.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

It grew a pinkie? I HOPE THAT'S A PINKIE.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

Okay this is another movie I need to rewatch when I have time to fully focus on it like Mr Vampire.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

The radioactive slime mold has legs now? Trumpy you do stupid things.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

So why is this 1/3rd a kids movie?
Please let Cynthia Rothrock do more.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

The AIDS crisis has entered the cinema. Whut? That was outta no where
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal

It has a mouth now... it can devour the child anytime it wishes.
#Monsterdon #MagicCrystal