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I saw a Cybertruck in person for the first time tonight

https://sh.itjust.works/post/48068851

I saw a Cybertruck in person for the first time tonight - sh.itjust.works

I got a good look at that ugly fucker (how is it so much uglier in person?!) as I pedaled around it because it was parked in the (semi-separated) bike lane.

Oct 17 at 5:34amWeb
Show threadTreczoksOct 17
I haven’t. Luckily, they are illegal here, which is one of the benefits to not live in the US.
Show threadDarkDecayOct 17
Just one of the benefits indeed. It’s not even a top ranked benefit but it’s still amazing. No one is missing anything by not being in america
Show threadDarkassassin07Oct 17
What, you don’t want to be harassed by the Gestapo while overburdened with medical debt for a basic flu??
Show threadDarkDecayOct 17
Not today, or ever really
Show threadSpaceNoodleOct 17
They are surprisingly monstrous.
Show threadRaoulDukeOct 17
I have a few in my city I see everyday. They are so ugly. Can’t imagine anyone actually thinking they look cool.
Show threadslaneesh_is_rightOct 17
People always say that pictures don’t evven do that monstrosity justice. I can only imagine
Show threadharrys_balzacOct 17

Someone around here has one with a wrap that I could best describe as “blood-tinged feces.” Even the ones with basic blue and black wraps look awful.

It goes beyond putting lipstick on a pig. It’s putting lipstick on a pig that got hit by a few dump trucks then rolled onto the shoulder a few weeks ago.

Show threadComradeSharkfuckerOct 17
Fr? I have seen so goddamn many. Like over 10 unique cybertrucks. There are 5 ish in my city that I see often and this is not a large city
Show threadTrickDacyOct 17
Same
Show threadanothermemberOct 17
It’s not sold in many countries, I’ve never seen one.
Show threadDiplomjodlerOct 17
They’re not sold in countries where pedestrian safety is a consideration.
Show threadpsx_crabOct 17

I actually seen a lot of functional garbage truck collecting garbage twice a week.

Ohh wait we’re talking about Tesla’s garbagetruck.

Show threadJeeBaiChowOct 17

Engineers design a car: McLaren F1 road car MBAs design a car: Tesla Cybertruck

Any further questions?

Show threadAdditionOct 17

Imo, the MBAs design is the RAM 1500. Huge profit margin, massive marketing scheme, dogshit engineering, dies exactly when the warranty expires.

Cybertruck is what happens when a ketamine addicted nepo baby ceo high on their own ego designs a car.

Source: Worked as an engineer for auto suppliers for a few years.

Show threadMarshezezzOct 17
You can make the insecure drivers flip out really easily by doing the “small penis” sign with your fingers and going “pequeño peepee!” Then you can laugh at them getting all mad and then they get even more mad because you aren’t showing them fear.
Show threadslaneesh_is_rightOct 17

Luckily we don’t have cyberfucks here, but when i see some stupid wank tank i love to point at them and laugh. Especially when the make loud wroomwroom noises to feel manly.

I did it once when one of them pulled out of the gas station i was at, he floored it and wasted like 20l of gas with this cool maneuver. He actually came back and asked me what’s so funny. Jave you even seen your car?

Show threadJarixOct 17

It’s weird to see vroomvroom spelled with a w instead of a v.

I think sitting it with a b would also be weird

but these are all accurate depending on where you come from. I wonder what other ones are accurate I don’t know about

Show threadsmegOct 17
Easily mistaken for a dumpster.
Show threadcollapse_alreadyOct 17

Sad raccoon noises.

Seriously, actual problem: raccoons mistake them for dumpsters. It’s not just humans being mean to muskrat.

Show threadtomi000Oct 17
Thats why OP thinks theyve only seen one. They disguise pretty well.
Show threadMuffiOct 17
I recently went to Yosemite, and saw several Cybertrucks there. They were so ugly that they made the beautiful nature seem even grander! Thanks, Tesla.
Show threadBreezyOct 17
First time i saw one, dude threw a fast food bag out the window while driving. I yelled asshole as he went by.
Show threadDarkassassin07Oct 17

I’ve never seen the driver, but there’s one that parks near my work.

Constantly having to resist the urge to go key it. (too close to work, I may even be seen on works cameras. I need this job) One parking lot further away and I’d go chuck a can of self-etching paint/primer on it.

Show threadJarixOct 17
Why spend excess money on that. Tomatoes lemons vinegar salt all do the job and there’s no need to do anything other than raid your pantry or just get rid of questionable quality food
Show threadfnrirOct 17
I’m pretty sure it would scratch if you just stared at it hard enough.
Show threadAngryCommieKenderOct 17
When I see them in traffic I put my thumb out horizontally until I’m sure I have their attention, and then rotate to a thumbs down. Apparently they really hate ancient Roman iconography being used against them.
Show threadGladiusBOct 17
I have a dealership where I live. They look like such garbage. I am not a fan of the aesthetic or the mechanics of it. It sucks all the way around.
Show threadMangioneDontMissOct 17
there are a couple in my neighborhood i’ve been thinking about giving some paint job modifications.
Show threadUriel238 [all pronouns]Oct 17

There are cybertrucks around town. They look like bad eighties sci-fi.

Contrast: good eighties sci-fi.

Show threadTheJesusaurusOct 17
The worst 80s SciFi had more inspired designs than that