Reading a tech startup's "Our Story" page:

"We were frustrated with existing solutions" = We've never worked in this industry
"We asked ourselves: what if..." = We had a shower thought
"After months of research" = We Googled it
"We're disrupting" = We're copying but with React

@Daojoan "Our value is over 50 million dollars" = Some rich moron gave us money.
@Daojoan "powered by AI" = our app is a front-end for ChatGPT
"powered by advanced AI" = our app is a front-end for a roomful of workers in the Global South