Pyramid ChadOct 14
👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹
we need to put a stop to men with this head shape until we can better study gourd phrenology & we need to invent a new size of caliper for this
Oct 14 at 10:40pmWeb
Show threadarcadus (fuckaas edition)Oct 14
@brit sentient potatoes are ruining our society while considering themselves the “master race”
Show threadarcadus (fuckaas edition)Oct 14
@brit “mr potato head? that’s my father. call me spud.”
Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 14
@arcadus hehehehehe
Show threadlil miss anthropeOct 14

@brit

oh hell yeah i love mister bean
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no, not like that

Show threadScotchTapeOct 14
@brit he literally looks like a potato fucked a topographical map of Idaho and he’s the result.
Show threadAlex Lee (VRU System) (MDNI)Oct 14

@brit you oughta see the gut on the first guy there. like, not to be too mean (whatever "too mean" is for the modern gestapo), we've seen a lotta bodies built all kinds of which-ways, but we have NEVER seen a belly quite like this, it's almost worryin

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Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 14
@okadaibro lol i’ve seen it from multiple angles & i have QUESTIONS
Show threadAlex Lee (VRU System) (MDNI)Oct 14

@brit FOR REAL like we're not a doctor for sure but if we were to imagine an extreme hernia? it'd def look smth like this guy's Situation here

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Show threadmegsOct 15
@brit @okadaibro modern babies sometimes wear helmets so this kinda thing doesn’t happen
Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 15
@scrambledmegs @okadaibro why are we gentrifying babies tho?
Show threadRyan S.Oct 15

@okadaibro @brit

That looks like a huge hernia! ...or maybe his parasitic conjoined twin.

Show threadAlex Lee (VRU System) (MDNI)Oct 15

@rstevies322 @brit we lean towards hernia but at the same time, if that IS a hernia, how the hell hasn't it killed this guy yet?? either by the normal way those things pose problems to one's health or by the dang thing just becoming sentient and getting revenge for all the atrocities it's been forced to see?

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Show threadOnnaiseOct 14
@brit how can a real person be shaped like peanut sans
Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 14
@onnaiss i blame the parents
Show threadthe consummate goonerOct 15
@brit these are two different guys?
Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 15
@pilledtogrill weirdly enough, yes — on two different continents even!
Show threadthe consummate goonerOct 15
@brit wow, damn
Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 15
@pilledtogrill hence why i’m sounding an alarm now
Show threadsophia♥️Oct 15
@brit is that mr "former antifa"
Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 15
@sophamir wait — which one and who?
Show threadsophia♥️Oct 15
@brit this guy
Show threadBonger Kong 🍉Oct 15
@sophamir That's gotta be Robert J. O'Neill
Show threadScott ACAB MenorOct 15
@sophamir @brit weird just checked the antifa HR database and don’t see that person in there
Show threadsophia♥️Oct 15
@smenor @brit exactly
Show threadBluecorncrustOct 15
@smenor @sophamir @brit He’s a *former* member. You have to look in the Archive folder.
Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 15
@sophamir needs to drop the mask & submit to the calipers to see if we have an american contender (watch he’s gonna be italianx actually)
Show threadsophia♥️Oct 15
@brit you're right, obviously
Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 15
@sophamir my backup guess is spiritually israeli zionist (michael rappaport)
Show threadsophia♥️Oct 15
@brit ive literally been thinking it's him this entire time, my brain is locked on it
Show threadDan of the YearOct 15
@sophamir @brit didn’t the internet sleuths determine it was this freak
Show threadsophia♥️Oct 15
@Downwithdan @brit im being silly
Show threadDan of the YearOct 15
@sophamir @brit at least ONE of them has to be rappaport lol
Show thread👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹Oct 15
@Downwithdan @sophamir smdh of course it’s the concubine weirdo