Fesshole 🧻In three different companies, I had to submit reports to the board on a monthly basis. I started putting in a line that said "if you read this, call me and I'll give you £XX". I started at £10, and went up by £10 per month. Nobody ever called, nobody ever mentioned it.
Solarbird 
@fesshole I knew a guy in school who put ", and I bet you're not even reading these," as a clause in the middle of some sentence in some paper in history class, and when handing them back out the prof threw it at him _real hard_ - like, whipped it out, wicked fast, he must've tacked the pages together or something - shouting "I DO SO READ THESE. EVERY GODDAMN WORD." :D
( most of us knew about it and so it was _hilarious_ )