In three different companies, I had to submit reports to the board on a monthly basis. I started putting in a line that said "if you read this, call me and I'll give you £XX". I started at £10, and went up by £10 per month. Nobody ever called, nobody ever mentioned it.
@fesshole I added some complete gibberish acronym column headers to some internal daily reports when I was at AT&T in the 80s, and no one ever asked for an explanation.
@davefischer @fesshole Speaking as an old phone phreak, thank you for your service. 🫡