I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

@JuliusGoat I mean, like, that's kinda the basic problem here, innit -- people who base their understanding of politics on their understanding of team sports: you pick a team, and you cheer every time they do something that seems cheerable. The whole point of it is the enjoyment of being part of a large crowd cheering (or booing the other team).

Meanwhile, the other team is always trying to talk about boring things like policy and social benefit -- that's why they're stupid and deserve to be booed, and our team is best because it's entertaining and happy-go-lucky and talks about positive things like making America great again and motherhood and apple pie and hard work and self-reliance and being tough on terror and anarchists. What's not to like?

("To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." -- The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)