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Titties
39.5%
Booties
44.7%
Other (you must explain)
15.8%
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Fascinating. At the 18 votes mark we are at 33%, 33%, 33% !!!
Wow, booties is running away with it.
mastodon, more like mASStodon
@JovialStarfish leave my mom out of this! :p
@JovialStarfish I saw this in the timeline and thought you were talking shit about Mastodon lol
Uh oh. Titties is trying to make a comeback. Maybe booties can't hold onto the lead!
@JovialStarfish the gorgeous third eye
@SharonaWeaver fantastic choice amazingg *taking notes*
I hope this knowledge will go to the greater good of humanity (more people with third eyes)
@JovialStarfish Okay I need clarification: what is booties encompassing? What are the borders there?
@Electrichead @JovialStarfish yes. does it extend to the titties? 🧐
@sheev @Electrichead @JovialStarfish what's goin on? who got extendable titties

@yaya @Electrichead @JovialStarfish it's just a matter of adding slinkies to both sides

or one slinky, on the side of the users preference

@Electrichead hmm. Ok booty is like, when a guy says he's an ass man, whatever he means by that. Which I think includes the butt area. Like hips and cheeks and small of the back above the butt. It does not include thighs or tummy.
@JovialStarfish I was trying to be sly with this but fuck it subtlety is dead: we including any genitals there?
@Electrichead oh, yea I guess butthole is a whole factor of the butt. Yes. Somehow I wasnt even thinking about it sexually?
@JovialStarfish I guess in the end it doesn't really matter or effect my vote: https://youtu.be/pOZ9ExUbAqU?si=A52uvBc7ZqvpG8UR
Billy gunn titantron

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@JovialStarfish *looks at handle* hmm which one to pick
@boobsgo lmaooo I feel like youre obligated to choose them

@JovialStarfish it's like an obligation i enforced on myself :3

haha

@JovialStarfish the secret third place
@rvbdrm exactly. It's a secret so we cant say
@ZephTheUncompromising i love thighs so muchhh
@JovialStarfish that'll be my OF business model, 90% thighs and 10% psychotic ranting with a pinboard and red string
@ZephTheUncompromising @JovialStarfish see that's why i can't do of, i'd show off the assets for like a minute, get bored, and start going on about pedocon theory being like how gravity is a theory
@anna @JovialStarfish it's fundamental because if you drop a pedophile from a great height they *fall*!
PERSONALITY ~ Johnny Mercer & The Pied Pipers (1945)

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@JovialStarfish I was going to go with the organ that floats, tethered by a black vein above everyone's head, bouncing in the breeze behind them like a dark red balloon covered in viscera, bumping into other's unnoticed as they transfer their payloads of sin between one and another.

But that seemed to hard to explain, so I went with tiddies.

@JovialStarfish yea team booties is in the lead!!

@gorldotgay Like Im like Monkey D. Luffy?? Jovialstarfish D. Hands???

Also omg yes hands are AMAZING and extremely hot

@JovialStarfish lmaoooo you get me
@JovialStarfish I missed it but would shoulders be weird
@JovialStarfish a respectable showing by titties. I have to spread more pro titty propaganda
@yaya it ended very close. More titty propaganda indeed