I'm sorry to announce that your train of thought today has been cancelled.

Please head to the car park for a train of thought replacement bus service.

@neil “yes hello, is that john mastodon? I wish to complain: I am in a toot, and I don’t like it”
@neil and when the thought finally arrives, 3 of them arrives at the same time
@woollypigs @neil ... all full of other thoughts that completely derails what we were going.
@mdione @neil yup, they are the rural busses that goes around all the hamlets and wee villages, that stops to have a natter, which makes the 20min journey about 2 hours, with Miss Heartgreves in #42 to fill in what is going on down the lane across from the old coal store, because Farmer Wilthslow down near the resovoir had some lamb stolen by some ne'er-do-wells from the big town ....
@neil good thing I don't have a train of thought anyway. Mine is a roomba
@neil ah, does this have something to do with the derailment yesterday? Very unfortunate
@neil My train of thought is run by Deutsche Bahn, so I'm used to it

@neil

Was it derailed? I feel like it might have been derailed.

@neil every. damn. day.
@neil we all need some denkenersatzverkehr every now and then
@neil In France we also have the “Macron buses of thought” but I wouldn’t recommend them. 😐
@neil
is the replacement bus service electric?
No?,
I thought not.
@neil I'll just go for a coffee.
@neil so there's still bus service? hooray!
@neil I'll just toss my luggage underneath, then.
@neil @briankrebs 'bus of thought' just doesn't have the same ring does it
@neil my brain is definitely on the Ersatzverkehr route today

@neil made me think of weird al:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xja8y5V8DM

My train of thought replacement bus definitely has perverts in the back 🤣

Weird The Al Yankovic Story - Another One Rides The Bus - Paramount+

YouTube
@neil ok thank u 
@neil
Most frustrating when the bus stalls and the driver wants everyone to get out and push to jump start. I hate when that happens.
@neil the Deutsche Bahn experience
@neil I don't think very far today anymore, so I'll just have a nice little walk of thought