I'm sorry to announce that your train of thought today has been cancelled.

Please head to the car park for a train of thought replacement bus service.

@neil made me think of weird al:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xja8y5V8DM

My train of thought replacement bus definitely has perverts in the back 🤣

Weird The Al Yankovic Story - Another One Rides The Bus - Paramount+

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