Staff Chief of JointsWelcome and Beige bless 
You should receive your robe and quota for selling Chiclets on the bus shortly. Prepare yourself for initiation.
BurritoZen@the_etrain @Imwintersmom well here I am with a bag of chupa chups and a sombrero.
*Sigh*
I'm bad at this not being in a cult thing
@the_etrain @Imwintersmom @FBChimichangas glad they are looking out for sentient chimichangas.
..they are like the gremlin version of burritos.
Cept they are fried and that's what causes them to be bad
Federal Bureau of Chimichangas@Imwintersmom @burritozen @the_etrain Clarification: only feral chimichangas can be considered “bad.” Like wild animals, one cannot truly hold them accountable for simply following their nature. That said, their bites are truly nasty. Upon encountering a feral chimi, back away without making eye contact and call for the TCRT (Tactical Chimichanga Response Team) immediately.