Welcome to Chimichanga Chewsday, citizens. Enjoy responsibly.

As we head into the holiday week and charitable feelings are running high, please remember to NEVER feed a feral chimichanga. It won’t turn into (more of) a monster or any such thing, but it *will* bring a dozen or so friends back with it, and that is a problem you don’t want. If you spot a feral chimi in the wild, please call our Tactical Chimichanga Response Team (TCRT) and report it so it may be collected with as little loss of human life as possible. Thank you, and Happy Holidays.

The sentient chimis have informed us that Deadpool uses *very* strange things as toothpicks. They will not elaborate.

As we move into the holiday season, remember that chimichangas are the perfect accent to any decoration scheme. Choose your sauce color to liven up your festive workplace or family occasion!

The pencilnecks in HR were claiming there was a productivity slowdown at the FBC this week. A quick look confirmed it was due to the sentient chimis discovering Animal Crossing: New Horizons, but we told HR a time/space glitch caused the issue. They don’t need to know the Chimis have a Switch in the lab.

We at the FBC have noticed a few people disparaging the day of the week, but we would like to remind everyone reading this that today is Chimichanga Chewsday. Please enjoy.

It’s Chimichanga Chewsday, citizens. Today we go for the gusto.

Trust the FBC when we say pumpkin spice chimichangas should NEVER be a thing. This is an official stance.

“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask how many chimichangas you can consume during a 45 minute lunch.”