This is satire of the kinds of emails you get as a parent on your kids first day back to school, but it’s also emblematic of how we’ve failed in tech

> there are a few apps you’ll need to download for music, gym, library, technology, and the use of the printer! None of the apps work together, and they are all rated 2-stars or fewer and frequently crash because we have no budget, sorry about that!

https://open.substack.com/pub/sarahkpeck/p/welcome-back-to-school-here-are-10567?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=webp

Welcome Back to School! Here are 10,567 Emails For Your First Day!

Don't lose the slip of paper with the QR code we taped to your child!

Sarah K Peck
@jimniels
Spot on, one of the harder parts about my daughter starting kindergarten has been my allergic reaction to unnecessary apps.