Good morning folks

I have someone in my reddit inbox trying to tell me that 'tiered rewards' on kickstarters were the same problem vector as stretch goals.

*leans in to camera*

They're talking utter shit.

I mean, they're also trying to say that 'a couple of years' was 'a period so brief it's not worth worrying about'

**hard stare**

Anyway, turns out the earliest links I have to kickstarter in my gmail are from like... 2011, so holy shit, has it been a fuckin' WHILE
Anyway, time for my 'every few years' check on what the fuck happened with various projects I backed.

On one hand, turns out a bunch of em finally finished.

On the other hand, the dropbox links are dead.

Oops.

I do *miss* having stuff like kickstarter campaigns to look forward to, I'll admit.
Throwback to early 2010s when loot boxes, kickstarters, etc would give you a bunch of entertainment from either getting shit, or the drama from not getting shit
@DarkestKale Some of the lootbox reddit subs are still worth a laugh at times

@artdragon86 yeah, I remember dabbling into the lootcrate one (I think we talked about it?) and finding out all the rando bullshit about that company.

... and how there are STILL people who say 'well, I had some money, let's see what happens'.

@DarkestKale haha Yeah. Also in some of the fiction book subreddits, people sign up to them for limited edition books and either never get them or they're basically like, a book someone purchased in bulk from a book warehouse and just spray painted the page edges or whatever

@artdragon86 looool.

The other day (aka, 13 months ago) I was actually in a Dimmeys & Forges, they had rando fucking Neighbours novels from 1985 or some shit.

I should go scoop them up and 'limit' them...

@DarkestKale https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkRomance/comments/1nm4dbz/boyfriendbookbox_subscription/

THIS PERSON SPENT A THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS ON TWO LOOTBOXES THEY DIDN'T GET

Holy fucking shit

@artdragon86 'newer company'

ok, everyone has to start somewhere

'$550 boxes'

HAHAHAHHAHAHA GO FUCK YOURSELF

@artdragon86 wait, it HAS A DILDO IN THE BOX?

TRULY PAYING MONEY TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES

@DarkestKale hahaha I just saw that, I thought the toy was like a figuring or something but no in another post someone was like "yeah it's a dildo"

This post is the gift that keeps on giving

@artdragon86 I mean, it's giving.

Just not giving orgasms (to OP)