Ben ZaninReady.
#monsterdon is a go! Fire up your 90 minute timed mutes, or get your copy rolling and join in the fun!
GORTNER
Katie: "are they playing on concrete?"
Me: "I think they're playing on low-contrast film stock."
Aww, I do have a weak spot in my heart for those old-school jeeps.
cc: @jalefkowit 🚨 #adorableCarAlert 🚨
*deer running away from three men on horseback and two trailing hounds*
The entire fediverse, channelling DaShareZone: if it sucks, hit the bricks. Just walk out!
Katie: "What are those... bats?"
Me: "black flies."
Katie: "Giant black flies?"
Me: "Normal black flies. Takes place in Canada."
can you even imagine how terrifying a chicken would be if it were the size of an emu
definitely at least this terrifying
These two ferrymates are way too sanguine about their buddy being exsanguinated.
The amount of plaid fleece in this movie is _off_ the _charts_.
If _my_ arm were being chewed by very large caterpillars or maggots I would simply walk away from them. It would be easy for me
*older gentleman in he VW Bug who clearly knows about the giant creatures suffers a very flat right rear tire in the pouring rain*
Clearly this scene is meant to be menacing. What kind of creatures would be out in the rain, and also menacing?
Frogs??
Is he about to be eaten by #WrongFrogs !?!?!?!
Oh please oh please oh please
...
Awwww, no, it's just the feral rats of NIMH. (Rodents of Unusual Size?) (Why do they sound like wildcats?)
"...they estimate that he was stung by no less than two hundred and fifty wasps!"
entire fediverse screaming at their TVs: NO FEWER
For the record, the best and safest place to stand while a motor vehicle is trying to extricate itself by vigorously revving the engine is directly in front of it.
Effervescent oatmeal..?
(Not even the worst food innovation I've seen this week, to be honest.)
"If we're still here when you come back, can you pick us up?"
"I think you'd better come with us now."
"We'll be OK, we'll stay inside the bus."
The bus: _lists at about a 20° angle off horizontal_
yep good plan
For the record, the size of those mosquitoes is accurate and the use of double-aught shotgun shells as repellant is factually correct
_a giant wasp nest hangs in the forest_
Gort: _observes it, untroubled_
OK, hear me out, we're gonna need a giant rock
ranjit@gnomon i want to contradict you but... i was screaming "NO FEWER"
Scarab (Sarah)
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