StametsWhat the hell are Selena Gomez oreos?
AlteonThey taste like Selena Gomez. What do you mean what are they? You act like this is complicated. I mean it says right there in the outside of the cookie tray wrapper. They’ve been putting the flavors in the outside for 30+ years. They wouldn’t just change it up on a random whim.
Selena falls into mixer during tour of factory.
Worker races to turn off machine to save her.
Oreo PR person stops them: “Wait. I think I know how to turn this disaster into a gold mine.”