StametsWhat the hell are Selena Gomez oreos?
ZeroCool
danc4498Wholesome
I know I’m trying to boycot the US, but I did try them and they’re way better than regular Oreos.
They have both chocolate and vanilla, and they have cinnamon. They’re sweeter too.
Oreo peaked with the “Uh Oh Oreos” with the yellow cookies and the chocolate icing. Change my mind.
I dunno, have you tried the Reese’s collab?
The Reese’s Oreos are just worse Peanut Butter Pie Oreos. Idk what they’ve done differently to the peanut butter for the Reese’s Oreos, but my office is not a fan.
Apple pie oreos shall reign supreme.
I decided to fry these and have determined that novelty oreos > regular oreos for fried oreos.
My god you are a culinary genius.
Are they just a one dip and fry sort of deal? I feel like I would want them crumbles up into a fritter sort of deal.
Oh damn, fritter style isn’t a bad idea, but yeah I fried them whole.
They taste like Selena Gomez. What do you mean what are they? You act like this is complicated. I mean it says right there in the outside of the cookie tray wrapper. They’ve been putting the flavors in the outside for 30+ years. They wouldn’t just change it up on a random whim.
Selena falls into mixer during tour of factory.
Worker races to turn off machine to save her.
Oreo PR person stops them: “Wait. I think I know how to turn this disaster into a gold mine.”
Selena Gomez is in the cookie, how much clearer could they be?
Yeah, but which part? I mean, ear or knee would be fine, but I don’t know about elbow.
We all know.
My Oreo flavor would be the blond cookies with ham-sweat flavored cream in the middle.
moondoggie“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”
We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!
edgemaster72
Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos
pelespiritI didn’t know which ones were real, so here’s the list
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties
It looks like it might be an incomplete list, sakura oreos weren’t mentioned and I’m pretty sure the funeral cookies were real too.
???
I thought they were a joke and made up???
They’re real??? Android Oreo is real???
CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]Oh Brennan…sure going to miss that guy.
At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.
Kenny2999Also wondering about the texture of those oreos: is it finely grained like a smoothie or more coarsely minced with gomezy bits that stick between yer teeth.
CorkyskogIts just the cream part in the middle thats Gomez. They grind her up with a bunch of sugar and push the Gomez out of the extruder between the two cookies.
They are heavenly
I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.
I’m thinking you probably don’t
It sounds way too goopy tbh
…you say that like it’s a bad thing.
You don’t know me I have like fifty vagandles.
Username checks out 🤢
Would the taste testers be able to compare it to the real thing?
“Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?”
“Rainbow…”
“Ooohhhh yum gimme”
“…trout.”
I posted this when I first saw them, and people in the comments said they’re like the Mexican hot chocolate, with some cinnamon and spice. Apparently they’re pretty good.
They’re delicious and I hate myself for liking them.
TotMore for you. And me. They’re awesome.
ddittyHow could horchata Oreos be anything but delicious?
The peanut butter ones are fantastic.
There’s gotta be a better place for this comment. Right now, it’s below the Gwenyth Paltrow vagina flavored oreo.
At my office, we’ve been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we’ve been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there’s been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.
I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they’re certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.
Its the same with the special edition Pop-Tarts. The first Eggo or Apple Jacks bite is amazing! Then you get halfway through the box, and you start tasting an artificial chemical after-taste. By the end, you’re trying to offload the last toxic tart on to an unsuspecting coworker…
Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like “wow they nailed that!” and then 2-24 were like “what the fuck is this now”
As boring as it may seem, this is what our data shows as well. The average varietal is worse than a standard oreo, often because you start to get sick of the flavor. Meanwhile, the current highest rated Oreo is the Oreo Loaded, which I can best describe as an Oreo flavored Oreo. turns out classic Oreo is just hard to beat.
Lemon Oreos are dangerously good.
And they say WFH increases productivity.
Coke Oreos were best Oreos. I also loved Oreo Coke.
MarshezezzI like gumming coke mixed with Oreo crumble
I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.
whoisearthLemon thin Oreos are bussin
robocallWhat do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?
Cinnamon
M0oP0oWhy do I feel that that’s somehow both wrong and boring?
Possibly unpopular opinion but I like them. The boxes are only half cinnamon, the other half is regular.
If they came all cinnamon - it would too much
Oh cinnamon is great, no need to paste a face on it