Friday is a great F word

https://piefed.social/post/1313014

Everyone looks like they have the same T-shirt
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
I thought U was for Uranium… Bombs
N is for no surviiiivors
C is for clams
K is for the Key to your heart.
N is for anyone and anywhere at all
Dooown here in the deep blue seaaa
O!..nope, I’m afraid there’s no O.

Obviously it’s f for “for” as in

FOR THE EMPEROR

Is it weird that I can tell this is a Xiaomi store?
we have a saying in our family. any time someone says “fair” whoever is first to say “we don’t say the F word in this family” gets to feel smug. we should probably have a prize or something.

We don’t say the F word in this family.

That’s awesome.

That kerning though…
the leading is even worse
Is that the vertical spacing?
yes. pronounced “ledding” btw.
What’s wrong with the keming?
Kerning

xkcd
Read my reply again, carefully.
It was more of a “further adding to the joke” than a retort :-)
Fentanyl
Thank goodness for fentanyl, man. Puts me right to sleep every single time.
First favorite is “favorite.” She even has it on a T-shirt!