I am a responsible kitty and can be trusted with your items near the edge of a table.

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knocking stuff off tables
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cats 🤝 parrots

@catsalad Everyone has a place in the universe. For cats, that place is testing gravity to ensure it still works. It's a very important job.
@catsalad Oh phew... i was concerned... Very responsible kitty...

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This is so very cat.

Especially the look back after the first one.

Just checking to make sure you saw me doing my job.

@catsalad just uncluttering the surface :)
@catsalad “I can resist anything but Temptation “
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If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge...
@catsalad cats are all the proof you need to know the earth is round. If it were flat they'd have pushed everything off by now.
@catsalad and that's why the Earth isn't flat!
@catsalad The “who me?” Look of innocence
@catsalad It's the timing of the third one that makes it funny
@janeishly @catsalad "You thought you were safe? Think again."
@catsalad Excellent craftsmanship & attittude. Dependable gravity maintenance since tables were invented. Hilarious!
@catsalad Mrraowww!!! 🫸🏺

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I feel this narration is foreshadowing negative future events 😔🤷‍♂️

@catsalad I went to a small flea market once. Someone was selling drink coasters with a cat theme...they were tiles that her cat had knocked off the table and chipped an edge. Awesome!

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Love the precision length pause before the last one! 🤣😹

@catsalad as long as they are blue

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That look, all "You got something to say?"

It waited just long enough to let that pot of Nivea cream relax, thinking it had been spared.

@catsalad Then clean it up yourself! If you don't do it, I'll make short work of it. And believe me: you'll have even more work to do then!
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"The cat is on the table",
the objects on the floor,
what once was in its place
is scattered evermore.
@catsalad 😻 so nice of kitty to clean the messy table.

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Its **My table** now.
Time to snooze, meeowrrr.

@catsalad I would love to see the opposite video of a cat carefully avoiding a bunch of expensive glassware just to challenge stereotypes :)