@morph Windows admins when they have to access their root directory: C:

@morph MacOS admins: >:(

@morph @patterfloof ...so stick that in your | and smoke it?

@morph Classic Mac OS admins: ::

@morph Mac users who are skilled at Windows AND Linux, when they realise everyone will assume they can’t help because Mac… :D

@morph mostly :// tbf

@morph japanese Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :¥

@morph IT admins, when they have to interact with users :\ 😛

@morph
Me, who has to do both: :|

@morph me when I have to use Windows: %0|%0
Me when I have to use Linux: :(){:|:&};:

@morph admins when they use BSD :)

@morph Little fun fact: Often enough forward slash works just fine in Windows, latest when put into quotes. Microsoft had to add support for forward slash when they pledged for gouvernment contracts that required POSIX compatibility decades ago.

@morph Me having to use both because my company insists in us using garbage windows so I need WSL for Docker :\/

@morph "We use Linux because we choose to. You use Windows because you have to. We are not the same."

@morph okay that's clever

@morph I read this, read the replies, went back, scrolled down, and THEN got the joke

@morph @robyn 😂👏

@morph not an admin, but I feel seen!

@morph VMS admins when they might have to use Linux or Windows: [:]

@morph Windows and Linux Admins when they have to use Plan9.

@morph 😂

@morph Windows admins when they have to manage a bunch of drives: :O

@morph owwwwwwwwwww

@morph This is a very good joke.

@morph and macos admins?

@morph
On my Windows machine, I had folders named, "whatever/whatever" and Linux didn't like that, changing it to one of those brick characters. So I changed them to "whatever \ whatever".

@morph yeah but windows folks deserve it

@morph
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Windows PC and UNIX workstation interchange, 🥖 is the most compatible directory separator for computers?
Not only are they in the unicode group of "Food symbols", which is mostly comprised of, baked goods 🥖 are an average of 26" tall and 0.5 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle various filesystems, and with their impressive Base stats for deliciousness and access to Crust Armor, you can be rough with one.

@morph the cool kids in the 1990s: RAD:

@morph ❤️ this!

@morph I laughed way harder at this than I should have 🤣. They thought about all the errors windows slashes generated in @puppet server logs

@morph Windows admins instead of just unplug an USB device: searching an option to remove the device safely: 😂

@morph Windows users that is using the Window subsystem for Linux to actually be productive :/

@morph what windows admin (unironically)