I've got a revelation for you.

So you're saying even God doesn't know what's in the Epstein files?

"Christians say 'God is delaying the Rapture' until Epstein Files are released"

I've always wanted to write an absurdist satire on (some) Christians relationship to their faith, but I have to admit I can't make up anything sillier than what they're doing in real life.

Source: https://www.the-express.com/news/weird-news/184874/god-delaying-rapture-epstein-files

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