Bielefeld knows where it is because it knows where it isn't.

(my apologies to the approximately three people who understand this joke)

if you think you get both of this joke's references, please let me know...
@ryanc 🙋‍♂️
@ryanc I think that intersection is a lot bigger than you expect tbh.. heh
@ryanc got the missile reference, but pretty sure the Bielefeld joke doesn't really exist.
@ryanc I had to look up "Bielefeld", I was not aware of the "conspiracy"

then again,
https://www.bbc.co.uk/travel/article/20191023-the-italian-region-that-doesnt-exist
The Italian region that ‘doesn’t exist’

Over the past few years, the Italian region of Molise has risen from obscurity to become the punchline of a popular meme. Now locals are trying to use it to their advantage.

BBC
@ryanc I find it hard to believe that it would obtain a difference, or deviation, given that it, you know, doesn't exist and all.

@ryanc Es gibt kein Bielefeld.

That’s science.

@ryanc four! I have a friend from Bielefeld.
@ryanc Bielefeld is like Mr. Snuffleupagus. Or that poor kitty Schrodinger put in that box...
@ryanc let me for once find a place where this silly conspiracy doesn't haunt me