Just realized I forgot to post my annual advice to college students before the school year started – but well, it's never too late to start:

- GOING THE FUCK TO CLASS

- GOING THE FUCK TO BED

- DOING YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK

THIS IS THE MAGICAL TRINITY OF NOT HATING YOURSELF OR FEELING YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE

YOU CAN ASK OTHERS FOR HELP

@0xabad1dea
I usually find that giving that advice at the start of the year does little good: before the first assignment, EVERY student is perfect in their hearts and has vowed that This Year I Will Be Good.

I tried to schedule my advice on 'how to homework' for about a quarter of the way through the first semester.

Still didn't work, but I felt they were hearing it more.