For Halloween, someone should dress up as Donald Trump and only speak to children who come to the door using citable Trump quotes, just to see how long it takes to get the sheriff called out.

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For Halloween, someone should dress up as Donald Trump and only speak to children who come to the door using citable Trump quotes, just to see how long it takes to get the sheriff called out. - Lemmy.World

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citable

you mean like, making sense?

Because if you look like Rump and talk like Rump you are paedophile.
As in, we can prove he said all of whatever it is you quote.

Also, why would that attract the sheriff? I’m sure many dress up as Rump.

Because only their dear leader can say those things with impunity.

You’ll be charged with an in-citeful offense.
Such insight!
I have lots of questions about this, but I think I can answer them all with this one: how high are you?
No officer. It’s " Hi. How are you?"
Skip the pretalks, just grab them by the pussy 👌👍
I did something like this in 2016 before the election. It was pretty fun, mostly because it wasn't so serious back then. It was pretty fun (although things get really awkward when you kind of want to get a little flirty with someone but are dressed as a certified creep), but I wouldn't do it again, not with what's happened in the meantime.

“I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn’t get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”