In talking with my wife, apparently I was more oblivious to signs people liked me. The following is a list of times that totally obvious signs went completely over my head.
In a text: "Hey baby, gonna go take a shower... (Five minutes later) oops that was for my boyfriend!"
I did a favor to recover an item for a female friend and dropped something off at her house. She invited me into her bedroom to hang out.
(Note: THAT is a story in itself...)
Another one during college: "Hey, wanna come back to my dorm? I'll make pancakes!"
On an April Fools post. Context: I pretended I was moving to another state.
"I feel like this is your way to say you're breaking up with me and leaving me for someone else!"
Also, on said post: "This sounds too good to be true"
Nick