IT guy, geek, tech enthusiast. Linux/open source user. Amateur therapist. I drive a lot!
Be warned: there are bad jokes and inside humor below.
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First world devops problems:
"Quit hogging all the Gitlab runners, my project is queued to build!"
Today I learned that comedy traffic school is a thing.
Part of me wants to try it for the experience, the other part of me wonders what the balance between factual info and comedy is.
(and no, I didn't learn about this the hard way)
On an April Fools post. Context: I pretended I was moving to another state.
"I feel like this is your way to say you're breaking up with me and leaving me for someone else!"
Also, on said post: "This sounds too good to be true"
I did a favor to recover an item for a female friend and dropped something off at her house. She invited me into her bedroom to hang out.
(Note: THAT is a story in itself...)
Another one during college: "Hey, wanna come back to my dorm? I'll make pancakes!"
In talking with my wife, apparently I was more oblivious to signs people liked me. The following is a list of times that totally obvious signs went completely over my head.
In a text: "Hey baby, gonna go take a shower... (Five minutes later) oops that was for my boyfriend!"
Watching the Ned Fulmer "Rock Bottom" dumpster fire and mocking him relentlessly.
The comments on the video and on social media... people are united in their savagery!
Having a fun time trying to get my phone fixed. Long story short, volume button stopped working entirely. My phone is under warranty and I also have insurance for any repairs outside of the warranty coverage.
Walk into the repair store... and they refuse to even LOOK at my phone... /1
Did you know that cats practice socialism? It's true!
They catch mice and then redistribute them to the one percent of the household who didn’t lift a paw. And like any good socialist program, they also make sure everyone gets something unwanted, like a dead mouse on your pillow at 3 a.m.
Update: not only have they not responded to my email, they've emailed me three times asking if I'm interested in the role!
Would it be evil to apply and see how far I get?