I work for a big consulting firm. In our proposals to clients we provide a "fun fact" about ourselves. In the last three proposals I've claimed to have canoed around the UK, wrestled a bear for charity and be selected as an astronaut for the European Space Agency. Nobody checks.
@fesshole I'd be interested to know which charity the bear had opted to donate to, if it won.
@sodslawyer “if”
@scottearle Might have been on an off day.