welp
@mathowie You... screencap yourself? đŸ¤”
@tyil @mathowie I guess he'd quote tooted if the function was enabled on his instance, but it's hella real and less than a year old: https://xoxo.zone/@mathowie/113435015190603325
Matthew Haughey (@[email protected])

I hate to say it but our canary is now Jimmy Kimmel. If anything happens to him in the next four years, we’ve hit full blown fascism and need to leave the mine immediately

XOXO Zone
@Mabande @mathowie Just seems a little sad to have to quote yourself and make the content less accessible at the same time đŸ˜•

Fun fact, pretty much all
#Fediverse software other than #Mastodon have been able to quote post for years đŸ˜‰ But there's other options that don't turn very accessible text into less accessible imagery, such as boosting/retooting, or just copy-pasting it into a new toot.
@tyil @mathowie Just copying it into a new toot doesn't convey the holy heck-ness of realizing you're a modern day prophet, and screenshotting with an adequate alt text is probably contextually better than self-boosting too.

@Mabande @mathowie

realizing you're a modern day prophetThose are some very particular words to put there.screenshotting with an adequate alt text is probably contextually better than self-boosting tooNot for searches, and thus not for actually finding the post. I guess it stands out a bit more because it takes up more screen estate. It also takes up more bandwidth so if you hate people with slow Internet its great perhaps.

@tyil Untagging @mathowie after this.
Yes, that's some particular words. Used specifically to describe the meaning I saw in the toot, cause it was obviously not to point out how a rigorously studied threshold of what is fascism had been crossed ^__^
If I search "from:@mathowie canary" I get two toots: the original and the "welp" one, so no, it doesn't break search.
It's going from 0 to 100 pretty quick to state someone hates people with slow internet just because they had an image in their post.
@Mabande @mathowie Its going from 0 to 100 pretty quickly to label someone a prophet too. I guess "caring so little you don't even consider they could exist" and "hating" are two different things, so I'll give you that one.

@tyil This is honestly the funniest thing today ^___^

A couple of questions:
Do you know the difference between literally and figuratively?
Do you know what humour is? (I'm not asking if you think all humour is funny, I'm asking if you know about the concept of humour.)

A random dude posted a screenshot of an old shitpost cause it kinda aligned with current events, it got boosted beyond his mutuals and now you're in his mentions arguing about him not respecting people's Internet connections đŸ¤·

@Mabande

Do you know the difference between literally and figuratively?I do.Do you know what humour is?I do.A random dudePosted something dumb and I called it dumb. You can be upset about it if you so desire I guess.

@tyil So, you're basically the average troll then. Good to know.
@Mabande For someone who asks other people if they know the meaning of certain words, you seem to be throwing around words you don't know the definition of yourself quite liberally.
@tyil It's just that: if you know the meaning of figuratively, and what humour is and still manage to believe that the use of "prophet" is literal, _and_ complain about someone not considering other people's bandwidth by using a sceenshot, _and_ falsely claim it unsearcheable, _and_ defend your reply-guying by changing your stance to "his post was stupid", then you have to be trolling.
By intent or just by lack of reason is irrelevant, the result is the same and it's weird behaviour nonetheless.

@Mabande

if you know the meaning of figuratively, and what humour is and still manage to believe that the use of "prophet" is literalYou could've just said you meant it in a non-literal way, but at no point you even remotely implied it to be an attempt at humour.complain about someone not considering other people's bandwidth by using a sceenshotBecause they do not consider that aspect. Its very common for someone in a "rich" country to not understand that there's people all around the world, and not always with high quality Internet connections available.falsely claim it unsearcheableGood thing I never claimed that! I said it makes it harder to find and less accessible, which are still both true, which I guess is why you need to twist my words.defend your reply-guying by changing your stance to "his post was stupid",Anyone using "reply-guy" seriously is retarded. You're posting publicly on a federated medium. You're begging for replies, but get upset when the reply isn't what you wanted.

His post
is also stupid, just making a worse version of an older post for attention without actually saying anything of value.you have to be trolling.I'm guessing you don't get a very diverse set of opinions in your life usually, huh? Everyone who disagrees "[has] to be trolling"? They cannot under any circumstance just post something you disagree with, or read your post exactly as you typed it? Rather than being a stubborn fool you could've explained yourself better.it's weird behaviour nonetheless."Someone disagreeing with me is weird behaviour".

@tyil Nah, someone disagreeing isn't weird behaviour.
Weird behaviour is claiming that because someone post something publicly they're "begging for replies". Do you jump into conversations out on town too?
Weird behaviour is demanding people explain they're not literally saying people have divine abilities in a casual conversation. Do you demand evidence of a missing booty when people laugh their ass off?
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@Mabande

Do you jump into conversations out on town too?If people are having a public discussion, then that's kind of the whole purpose. You should probably consider joining more public discussions to expand your views on the world and realize that more people with more opinions exist.Weird behaviour is demanding people explainAgain, good thing I'm not demanding such a thing, I only suggested it. Please try to actually read the words that have appeared on your screen.