Barista: What’ll be today?
Me: How about a light roast?
Barista: You’re ugly and your mama dresses you funny.
Me: Not bad. Maybe tomorrow I’ll get the medium roast.
Barista: What’ll be today?
Me: How about a light roast?
Barista: You’re ugly and your mama dresses you funny.
Me: Not bad. Maybe tomorrow I’ll get the medium roast.
Ariana Grande. Actually, no, I’m pretty sleepy this morning. Make it an Ariana Venti.