SaltyGirlBarista: What’ll be today?
Me: How about a light roast?
Barista: You’re ugly and your mama dresses you funny.
Me: Not bad. Maybe tomorrow I’ll get the medium roast.
Max Leibman@Saltssaltgirl I love it!
Reminded me of this one: https://beige.party/@maxleibman/113556194062381219
Reminded me of this one: https://beige.party/@maxleibman/113556194062381219
Max Leibman (@[email protected])
Ariana Grande. Actually, no, I’m pretty sleepy this morning. Make it an Ariana Venti.