Chris MillsSep 18, 2025
@defaultmediatransmitter @ahihi I’m fairly certain that all #BonkWave logic adheres to various quantum mechanics as per the #Heisenbonk Uncertainty Principle.
Show threadkeefSep 18, 2025

@ambientspace @defaultmediatransmitter @ahihi

You can either listen to the music, *OR* know whether it's #BonkWave or #NotBonkWave, but not both at the same time.

Listening collapses the waveform and changes the state.

Show thread55awSep 18, 2025

@keefmarshall you factor in the #DarkBonk which exists between the #Bonk and the #NotBonk you will find it all comes into harmonic balance. In fact it is the presence of this DarkBonk which keeps the Bonk from collapsing into the ABonk state, (or dust as we call it in the industry), and so stabilizes the deep Bonk field.

#BonkTheory #BonkScience #BonkParticle #BonkWave

Show threadkeefSep 18, 2025

@55aw

I'm afraid that, personally, I'm a #DarkBonk sceptic.

It feels like one of those "magic" theories that bonkicians made up to cover the fact they can't explain something - just like the "Bonkological Constant" - we all know about that.

I'm sure, one day in the future, we'll look back on such bonkpotheses and laugh at how naïve we all were :D

Show thread55aw
@keefmarshall I too used to be a sceptic, but now I have some #DarkBonk in a jar I keep by my bedside. It was given to me by an interbonk traveler who turned up in my pantry late one blustry night in october. I popped it into a jar I used for making preserves for safe keeping, and ease of handling, and now in that long dark teatime of the soul whenever I question the nature on Bonk itself I just stare into it for hours and it gives me some respite from the existential dread.
Sep 18, 2025 at 10:27amWeb
Show threadFish/Meercat 😷 Sep 18, 2025
@55aw @keefmarshall what does dark bonk even look like? It is just bonkwave but in goth makeup? How would an abstract concept even wear makeup?
I no longer know anything anymore.
Show threadkeefSep 18, 2025

@rybson @55aw

You can tell the #DarkBonk from the #LightBonk by the colour of their light sabre.

Hope that makes it clearer.

Show threadFish/Meercat 😷 Sep 18, 2025
@keefmarshall @55aw Clearer this does things make not(bokwave).