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What's the coolest bar in Alabama? The Rattlesnake Saloon in a cave
https://eu.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/2025/09/14/whats-the-coolest-bar-in-alabama-the-rattlesnake-saloon-in-a-cave/86117415007/

What's the coolest watering hole in Alabama? Hint: it's tucked in a cave

Nestled in an Alabama cave, Rattlesnake Saloon offers burgers, beer and live tunes beneath a rocky bluff

Montgomery Advertiser
Some real backwards extrapolating gymnastics for this one. Sorry.
(it's a cave bar)
@TheBreadmonkey ok, so the way I had the toot open I couldn't see the first line until I posted exactly the same joke so it still counts.