cyberpunk is fiction because they have single universal connector

@a1ba To be fair, you probably don't want to be able to connect to just about anything and most probably very much prefer using an external (and sacrificial) safety module you've vetted for the direct connection.

Especially for electrical instead of optical connections.

@lispi314
So basically for a brain programming you'll have to use a few connectors:
- neural to optical
- optical to USB type-N (some future universal technology)
- USB type-N to USB type-C
- USB type-C to USB-A

And everything will still work via Virtual COM port driver.

And only on COM6 software port because of some ancient bug that AI is unable to fix.

@a1ba
@yura @a1ba @lispi314 I'd rather have some interface that uses magnetic induction that a hole in the skin where germs could enter my body. Just put some induction pad under the skin and another one on top of the skin, transferring data through the gap via modulated magnetic fields. No WiFi or Bluetooth or Jitsi or anything like that, that can be hacked too easily, just some data transfer method that only works over a distance of a few millimetres.

@LordCaramac @yura @a1ba I think that lends itself more to induced lethal disturbances than optical systems (let's ignore "directed energy weapon" levels of energy, because that's also lethal).

Optical systems don't need to involve a socket. Point-to-point FSO is a thing.

No WiFi or Bluetooth or Jitsi or anything like that, that can be hacked too easily, just some data transfer method that only works over a distance of a few millimetres

WiFi and Bluetooth have issues based both on being disasters on a software level and being largely broadcast-based.

only works over a distance of a few millimetres

That's more of a current-implementation thing than a strict physical limit (ignoring the use of relays to bypass that).

An opaque armband (for example) covering an optical transceiver provides a considerably more reliable way to ensure only a single device is being communicated with directly.

Free-space optical communication - Wikipedia

@lispi314 @a1ba Well in the show, they have firewalls ("barriers") to protect themselves, some of them physical around their neck or in a box.
@[email protected] wrong again

it's going to be 4 type c ports, each with mildly different alt mode jank, and an hdmi port for some unknown reason

@halva sorry but after seeing your pfp I can't help it

I'm addicted I'm addicted I'm addicted I'm addicted, or so I think 

@a1ba an entire humanoid body, and they still expect us to use wifi instead of just giving us an ethernet port

fuck it all
@quad cdc_ether my beloved
@a1ba  a USB C port can do power, data, display, and ethernet simultaneously
@a1ba
Please be thankful, y'all!

@blausand @a1ba

Naw, just put a WiFi chip in ...

@a1ba
Missing the different SD card slots.
@a1ba Wrong! You would find one USB-C port with a large USB-dongle to all kind of connectors hanging out of there :)

@a1ba If USB-A and USB-C are any indicator, even if they DID standardize on one you'd still have problems where Bob's port supported ⅔ of the optional spec and Mary's support a different ⅔ and Tom couldn't afford the good jack so his only supports the non-optional parts, while Ted's a techbro with all the options supported who writes software for our cyberbrains & can't understand why "stupid users" keep complaining / having problems.

🤦‍♀️

@a1ba Meanwhile your dad got the cheap cable on Amazon because it's "A usb-x cable" and can't understand why it doesn't work, and couldn't know that it's because the cable doesn't support OmniVid transfer protocol because it doesn't bother to mention that anywhere.

In another room his cat's busy chewing through the only cable in the house that would actually have worked.

@a1ba Apple gives humans one port and then sells them a million adapters.

@a1ba

Now I'm picturing something like this sticking out of the back of a neck.

@pseudonym @a1ba cyberpunk should totally feature more digging around through cluttered drawers of cable conversion dongles.
Lappier Than Thou - Sbemails 207 - too cool

Strong Bad dares to view Senor Cardgage's character video.

Homestar Runner
@pseudonym @a1ba Looks like a printer to guitar adapter chain. Good for a paper jam?
@a1ba I can't wait for the musical, featuring MAJ Motoko Kusinagi as the titular Hunchborg of Section 9

@a1ba @catsalad I guess I thought in the Cyberpunk future USB-C would have taken over everything even more than it already has.

It's part of what makes Cyberpunk dystopian for double-Es

@a1ba @n_dimension What?
Not in the original works. See Neuromancer and Case is trying to jack into the main computer of a Space Yacht.

Also Pat Cadigan’s novel Synners

@a1ba Well, maybe what she has on her back is just BNC Ethernet.
@a1ba having a mini USB port would give me so much dysphoria, just knowing it's back there being all loose and semi-trapezoidal, ugh
@dotjayne I don't remember mini USB cables and ports breaking like micro USB tbh

@a1ba micro USB would be the next worst imo, I just happen to have a frustrating history with devices that had a mini USB port.

Would really want something symmetric like usb-c but with minimal power delivery; don't need to end up smoldering on my net running chair because a hundred watts were delivered to my cranium

@a1ba single point of failure for a small attack surface. Unless you're crushed, then whatever
@a1ba and the jack port?