Now's your chance to ask all your questions about what it's like to participate in a clinical trial for a kind of gross tasting experimental oral cholera vaccine!
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The Lyft driver who brought me to the hospital was a little heavy on the horn and gas pedal even for a Boston driver. And maybe cleaning the inside of his windshield while stopped at a red light wasn't the best idea. But he'll still get a tip and five stars from me, I'm not a monster.
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I'm masked for the time being, but once I'm admitted and in the isolation room where I'll be spending the next four to seven days, I'll be able to safely unmask.
I'm sorry to say that very few people at the hospital, either patients or staff, are wearing masks, which is unfortunately par for the course. The staff of the clinical trials unit does mask when they're with patients, which I guess is better than nothing. 🤷
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The staff doing check-in for the clinical trials unit seemed confused about why I was here today, which is slightly atypical; they're usually on the ball. But they figured it out and I've been escorted to an exam room where I am now being rescreened by one of the study doctors to confirm I'm still eligible.
She has warned me that judging from the results they have so far from this phase of the trial, 7 days in the hospital is more likely than 4.
Good thing I brought snacks.
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I have arrived at the room where I'll be staying for the next week after I take a booster dose of the experimental cholera vaccine. I haven't taken the vaccine yet, so the isolation hasn't started, so the doors are propped open.
They just took my blood pressure and it was significantly higher then usual. Don't know why, it's not like there's anything going on in the world to be stressed about!
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This is my workstation for the next week. There's a table in the room with an old monitor connected to a computer and some custom input devices used by other studies. I brought from home my DisplayLink hub, both VGA and DVI cables, keyboard, and mouse. I'm not exactly supposed to mess with stuff on this table, but nobody cares (I don't think they use it anymore), so now I'm plugged into the monitor and can easily switch the monitor, keyboard, and mouse between the two laptops.
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It's a terrible monitor, but you work with what you've got. This big boy is also in the room, and I suppose I could figure out how to maneuver it to be close enough to the laptops to use as my second monitor, but I don't think I'll be able to get it close or low enough to be comfortable (the height isn't adjustable). #PanCholLiveToot

Last thing before taking the experimental vaccine is a blood draw. They took seven vials today, which works out to about 15% of a typical blood donation. That's supposedly the biggest draw of the study.
My veins are usually quite cooperative, but I've been donating blood for many years so sometimes they run into scarring and have to switch veins. Today they had to switch twice 😞 so I ended up being stabbed by needles three times. D'oh!
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It's finally time to take the vaccine. Down the hatch!
This is live, genetically modified cholera bacteria diluted in distilled water. It tastes just a little gross, mostly just salty.
Now I have to wait an hour before I can eat lunch.
I took the vaccine >20 minutes ago and they still haven't brought me the menu to order lunch, and it's going to take an hour for the food to be delivered once I order, so I am hangry.
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The food service here is provided by Sodexo. They are… not good at it.
When I got to the floor this morning I told the nurse I would need a kosher menu; although I'll eat vegetarian food that isn't certified kosher, I won't eat non-kosher meat, and I don't want to go a whole week with no meat). She called food service to ask them to send up the kosher menu. They told her they don't have a kosher menu, which isn't true; they gave me one the last time I was here.
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(And if it _is_ true that they don't have a printed kosher menu, then that is, you know, not OK?)
Anyway, apparently the nurse spoke to someone else who said they do indeed have a kosher menu and they would send one up; it is now several hours later and they still haven't done that.
The non-kosher printed menu has a typo on it.
There's a QR code on the menu for viewing the weekly specials; the specials posted at that URL are from May.
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When I gave up on waiting for the kosher menu and called to order vegetarian food from the regular menu for lunch, they said I couldn't because there was a "kosher" restriction on my diet in the database.
This is stupid. "Kosher" isn't a medical restriction, it's a personal preference. If someone indicates on check-in that they want to have the option of ordering kosher food, they should still be able to choose in the moment to order from the regular menu.
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So to be able to order from the regular menu I had to hang up, have the nurse to remove the kosher designation from my patient record, and then call back.
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More food service whinging:
* I track my caloric intake, and they don't provide calorie counts on the menu. I can ask over the phone when I order, but that's a hassle and it gets messed up if I decide to save part of my meal for later.
* Ordering over the phone is very much not state-of-the-art for hospital food service; modern hospitals allow online ordering.
I have already broken into my snacks from home because lunch is so delayed.
I am sure I will have more food complaints.
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This was lunch. Credit where credit is due: it was not terrible, and they sent up a flyer showing the weekly specials which makes it slightly less not ok that they haven't updated the specials on the website since May.
I saved the fruit and cherry ice for later. The salad vegetables were very fresh and tasty. The "broccoli cheddar cauliflower crust pizza" was no more or less boring than I expected.
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Whenever I travel I get nervous about the fact that I have only one laptop with me. At home I have my primary desktop and two laptops, so if one of my computers stops working I have two others to fall back on. But on the road I've got just the one.
Crazy, right? Well, when I sat down to work a few minutes ago after eating lunch, my laptop was hot and unresponsive. I had to use the power button to power-cycle it.
It's just a one-off, right? Nothing to worry about? 😟
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My laptop went crazy again, but this time it did it gradually while I was using it, so I was able to figure out that the problem is one of firefox's WebExtensions processes is sucking up all my memory.
Remember when 16GB of RAM was enough to run Linux?
I don't want to waste any more time now dealing with this so as a stopgap I just added a 16GB swap file to the 4GB of zramswap already configured.
I'll need figure out at some point which extension is leaking RAM, but not now.
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Good morning #PanCholLiveToot fans! How are y'all doing today? I had a decent night's sleep in my dark, quiet isolation room, though it would have been longer if I hadn't binge-watched 7+ hours of Babylon 5 before going to sleep.
The episode where EarthGov tries to torture a confession out of Sheridan ("Intersections in Real Time") is extremely well-done and absolutely horrifying.

This was dinner last night. In Sodexo's defense, this is exactly what I ordered, so if it's a little sparse that's my fault.
The mac & cheese was not noteworthy. The steamed broccoli was good and I wish they had given me more of it.
Dinner a half hour later than it was supposed to. Grr.
The food menu claims food service opens at 6:30am, but if you call when they're closed the automated message says they open at 7:00am.
Apparently consistency is too much to expect.
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Today I am hoping to have a productive, full work day!
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Here's this morning's breakfast. It arrived in record time and both the potatoes and the apple compote were actually pretty good. The menu claims the pancakes are gluten free. If that's accurate then I'm impressed, because I couldn't tell. If it's not accurate than uh-oh.
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I asked the nurse this morning for a couple Tylenol because I woke up with a headache, presumably from bingeing TV until 1:30am (bad idea, do not recommend). When she brought the Tylenol it came with my daily vitamin D pill. And I mean literally _my_ vitamin D pill, i.e., it's from a bottle of pills I brought to the hospital from home. As per hospital policy, I had to turn it over to the pharmacy yesterday so they could dispense it during my stay. Srsly.
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I had another blood draw this morning, fortunately with only 3 vials rather than yesterday's 7 vials. And they managed to get what they needed with just one venipuncture, so that was nice.
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Those of you who were with me on this journey the last time around may recall that it involves collecting stool samples. That's happening this time as well, starting today (I got a free pass yesterday). The procedure hasn't changed from last time, so if you're curious you can read what I wrote about it before, at https://federate.social/@jik/113414002326890114 or https://blog.kamens.us/2025/09/04/panchol-clinical-trial-thread-unroll/#poop .
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The nurses are cool about it, but I have to say it's really weird to press the call button and then when the nurse comes in say, "Here, I have some poop for you!" and hand them the equivalent of a sorbet tub with poop in it.
As the nurse was leaving the room a few minutes ago after giving me the sample container to use, she said, "Thanks for your poop!" 😜
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ProTip, courtesy of @msokolov in https://fosstodon.org/@msokolov/115200828334719584: If you're going into the hospital and you'll be showering while you're there, bring a big, fluffy towel with you. Hospital towels are small, scratchy, and threadbare. You will be glad to have a nice one.
Here you can see (half of) the big towel I brought with me vs. a hospital towel.
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Also, if you expect to be spending a lot of time in bed in the hospital, then as @Adventurer (https://sfba.social/@Adventurer/115199676231327810) and @BonehouseWasps (https://mastodon.social/@BonehouseWasps/115199929810382931) suggest, consider bringing a comfortable robe. I personally did not bring a robe because I'm spending my days up and working, not lying in the hospital bed, and for that I prefer to be dressed in real clothes.
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Here's a #poll that's relevant to my experience in the hospital for this clinical trial.
Which would you rather have? A week-long vacation where you eat:
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Personally, there are few things I truly enjoy cooking, and I dislike washing dishes, pots, and pans, so I'd pick mediocre food cooked and cleaned up by others over good food cooked and cleaned up by me. That's why despite my sniping at Sodexo in this thread for not doing such a great job of running the food service at the hospital, I'm not actually all that worked up over it. Everything they've served to me since I arrived yesterday has been edible, which is really all I need.
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It's worth mentioning that a lot of the things that make people perceive food as "good", e.g., salt and fat, are less healthy. It's not _impossible_ to make food that's both healthy and delicious, but it's more work, and perhaps harder still in large quantities. So it seems like food service at any hospital, which is expected to serve healthy food to a large number of people, is going to find it challenging to make the food consistently delicious.
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On the other hand, a wealthy friend of mine whose children were born at a hospital in Greenwich, CT, a _very_ wealthy community, told me that hospital had a tradition of serving a steak dinner to the parents after every birth, and it was a _good_ steak dinner.
So I suppose if you're the kind of hospital that caters to rich people and charges fees consistent with that, you _can_ make the food delicious.
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