octopus_inkMan fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.
“Disincentivize”?
Ghost writer.
Not all caps, 20 y/o staffer wrote this.
And said staffer is dumb enough to simultaneously think it’s grammatically correct and in Trumps voice at the same time.
They even threw an emdash in there, so it was probably written by AI
As a former designer/typesetter/typographer, it pains me to admit that this is probably the case.
I’m no designer or typesetter, but I join you in mourning the em-dash.