octopus_inkMan fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.
Release the Epstein files, rapist.
wizardbeardThis is rich considering the ICE raids where people with visas to be here training Americans are being snatched up and “choosing” to go home instead of deal with the bullshit.
This is as close as he’s going to get to apologizing for that fuckup. His girl’s got her bag packed, waiting on the Uber, and the best he can do is say he really does like her lasagna. Totally won’t throw it in her face next time. Even though he used to cook much better than her.
used to but forgot, but totally will be better once all knowledge has been extracted. plz stay and touch pp
There is 100% no way he wrote that.
“Disincentivize”?
Ghost writer.
It doesn’t end with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!”
Definitely a ghost writer.
Charlie? Is that you?
Figured it wasn’t Trump’s writing, he thinks a semiconductor is some guy who yells “All aboard!” when it’s time to mount a half-erect penis.
DiplomjodlerNew metaphor just dropped.
Not all caps, 20 y/o staffer wrote this.
And said staffer is dumb enough to simultaneously think it’s grammatically correct and in Trumps voice at the same time.
They even threw an emdash in there, so it was probably written by AI
As a former designer/typesetter/typographer, it pains me to admit that this is probably the case.
I’m no designer or typesetter, but I join you in mourning the em-dash.
This is off topic but I wonder how long it will take before we learn the identities of the people who have access to Trump’s twitter account. Ever since presidents started using Twitter in office nobody really assumed they were writing posts themselves , they have comms teams for that. Trump’s relationship with Twitter had always been different, and the gimmick has always been that it’s his way to talk to the people without the MSM filter.
But we know at this point that he doesn’t write all his own posts and we also know that he sometimes criticizes specific companies. Anyone with even 15 mins of notice about these posts going live can make easy money on the stock market. It would almost be silly if there weren’t people making a killing off it.
Its illegal of course but that hasn’t mattered for a while.
Imagine needing a writer for twitter. I can understand for biographies of people who are not writers themselves. But can’t you write like… One paragrah?
Up next Elon Musk hires a ghost writter for Diablo IV to type in chat.
Yeah I wonder who actually wrote this
That is way too coherent to be Trump.
He didn’t write this. This is someone trying to fix his fuck up. It just comes across as completely time deaf though, like they don’t even realize they botched the exact things they’re talking about
Yeah this isn’t the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.
Agreed. Since his stroke he is all thumb.
And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
- DJT
No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.
Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled “predisent” in his tweets?
Nothing changes.
That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?
It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.
I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.
What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?
That was him passing out on two ambien after another day of coke and antihistamines.
*snif*
theneverfoxCoffee, but in a Russian accent
He was trying to write “COVID” a little bit ahead of schedule.
Oh yeah. Here it is
BakkodaAnd yet it still sounds like the ramblings of an old man. It’s brilliant.
Lumidaub“things”
“game”
Things, ya know? Thinnnnnnnnngs. And gaaaaaaaame. *eyebrow wiggle* Things and game. Nudge nudge.
Man 1: My country is very skilled in making things, yes.
Man 2: Oh, knew she was! Knew she was! Ehhhh . . . is your country a goer, eh?
I feel like someone only just explained this to him and now he feels like he’s a galaxy brain posting it
Imagine the ghostwriter tasked with this, trying (and failing) to dumb down his post to sound like his moron boss.
unconsequentialAbsolutely zero chance in Hell Trump himself wrote that.
I don’t want to frighten off or disincentivize investment into America by outside countries or companies
Says the guy who stopped any and all US government investment into companies and countries outside America. It’s like that comic of the dog with a ball; “no take, only give”.
So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American “teachers” you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?
Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?
He’s basically openly saying the US is trying to be like China when it comes to manufacturing (even though there is no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs)
Not to mention he’s backpedaling from kicking out the specialized employees there to build the EV factory. American employees were going to be trained to build the EVs, but there is no need for Americans to need to learn how to build a specialized Hyundai factory. Absolutely no excuse for this other than incompetence
no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs
High labor costs and environmental regulations … both of which MAGA is speed-racing getting rid of. If we actually end up being able to compete with China again in manufacturing, we’ll be (even more) utterly fucked (than we already are).
DandomRudeIs this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…
It’s frantic back stepping
Hyundai tried
Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Nope, not him
You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaways that Trump didn’t write this.
Right? He doesn’t even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn’t a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.
So if this isn’t AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)
Sidenote: wouldn’t be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they’ve received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.
If the post was made by AI, wouldn’t it be…better? Unless it was prompted to write in this “style.”
Definitely it’s best attempt to match Donald trump.
Well, its best given the shitty prompt I’m sure it was given. “Be Donald trump, but make sure you’re understandable and don’t start unnecessary fights”, or something like that.
Such a shame – I love a good em dash. Gives a conversational tone while looking much better than ellipses.
I never used them that often. A standard “-” tends to do me just fine.
But it’s always a shame to be able to convey less in the same amount of characters.
I use em dashes more—as much as I can justify—because the hubbub made me think about them.
“Trump” is definitely AI here though.
I genuinely was not really aware of em-dashes before all this – I just used hyphens and semi-colons in pretty much the same way. Now I use em-dashes because it’s so easy to do and I don’t want to look like a rube, but now I wonder if people think I’m AI.
Fortunately, nobody online really gives a fuck about me or anyone else.
zarkanianI think that an AI would’ve done a better job of making it sound like Trump.
Is it even possible to write like Trump without adding fuel to the fire that this post is trying to quell?
That’s way too coherent, it actually makes sense, has no capital letters, and stays on topic the entire time. The trump impersonator needs to level up their game
Are we at the weekend at trump’s stage now?
Well if you want to do that then you need to stop the things you’re doing contrary to that 🤣
Also, we will jail all political opponents.
Doesn’t he have a standard signature proclaiming his awesomeness as president dent? Agreed. This is someone else.