While "Alien" (1979) is widely considered to be among the most important sci-fi films of all time, it features an absolutely glaring, unforgivable error in its first scene.

The film opens as we slowly explore the dim bridge of the star freighter Nostromo, empty with its crew long in hibernation. We pan the creepy interior, which includes a classic bobbing duck toy busily bobbing into a small container of liquid. And ... wait a sec. Hold everything!

The crew is in hibernation. That appears to be an ordinary container of what is probably water, sitting alone, unconnected to any tubes, pipes, or other infrastructure. Any liquid in that container would evaporate completely in a matter of days. If the duck can't dip into liquid to moisten its beak, it will stop bobbing.

There's nobody around to refill that container, no sign of any mechanism to do so.

This shameful lack of realism could have ruined the entire film. Luckily, most people didn't notice this nightmarish error.

@lauren The liquid was frozen for most of the trip. It only thawed out when the life support systems came back online prior to the crew being revived.
@shac They didn't let the bridge freeze. Most of that equipment would have been ruined. Nice try though.
And water evaporates even sub-zero (Celsius) temperatures if air is dry enough.
@lauren @shac
@shac Oh, by the way, there's another problem with your theory. When we pan around the bridge and see the bobbing duck, it is just BEFORE the computer suddenly springs noisily into action having just then received the signal from LV-426. Only after that burst of activity is the crew waken from hibernation.
@lauren @shac

Also, a frozen bobbing duck would not spontaneously start bobbing if unfrozen
@mike
Depends how you do it. If it was frozen with the duck held clear of the ice, that'd work.
@lauren @shac
@lauren I blame one of the crew cryosleepwalking. ;)
@RandamuMaki Just popping in and out of their pod. Uh huh.
@lauren Okay, fine, new theory; MU/TH/UR just wakes Ash up every so often to refill the water in the glass and then wipes his memory of the event afterwards.
@RandamuMaki So, like every three or four days they push him through a thaw/freeze cycle? Uh ...
@lauren Ash, still a half-frozen icesicle, staggering to the bridge to refill the same glass of water for the nth time. I like the idea.
@lauren
Ash is a cyborg and well known to have secret orders...
@SoftwareTheron @lauren "Bring us a killer alien and make sure the glass for the bobber is kept full!"
@lauren I was really high when I saw the first Alien film, so I thought it was a real bird. Unfortunately, I also thought the alien was real and have been traumatized ever since. I stick to comedies now.
@lauren what if Ash was never in hibernation and was secretly tending the ship the whole time, only faking his rise from hibernation with the rest of the crew to maintain his secret?
@herrchin @lauren Yep, it was Ash. Problem solved.
@michaelgemar @herrchin So ... he's secretly maintaining the ship, going in and out of his hibernation pod, and in an effort to keep this secret he's been refilling the duck's water container to provide a clue to his activities to any really observant other member of the crew? Uh ... no.
@lauren @herrchin It’s pretty clear that cryosleep leaves one very groggy and out of it for quite a while after waking up. I doubt anyone would have noticed (even if the crew was generally smarter than they are portrayed). And Ash seems to have contempt for his human crewmates, so it may have amused him to leave a clue he knew they wouldn’t get.
@michaelgemar @herrchin Uh huh. Sure. I never saw any suggestion that Ash had any kind of sense of humor at all. The Corporation went to great lengths to keep his being an android secret. It is unrealistic to assume he'd take any chances that might conceivably reveal this out of amusement or any other reason.
@herrchin So ... he's secretly maintaining the ship, going in and out of his hibernation pod, and in an effort to keep this secret he's been refilling the duck's water container to provide a clue to his activities to any really observant other member of the crew? Uh ... no.
@lauren It's water of the future. Duck is also future technology.
@bhasic Yeah, that's gotta be it. Uh huh.
@lauren Maybe they are supposed to be electronic imitations of original toy or something? I don't know why that would be a thing though.
@cbw Sure looked like the garden variety that was popularized after WWII. By the way, the version we see today was apparently patented by a Bell Labs scientist in 1946. Yeah, the Labs crew invented pretty much everything in tech back then.
@lauren @cbw That’s it. I’m renaming my cats (currently named #RipleyAndJonesy).

@lauren
A wizard did it.

Shit... wrong genre.

@lauren Alternate theory: There is a slow drip from the ceiling, and instead of bothering to do the work of tracking it down and fixing it, Parker just put a cup under it to catch the water, and used the bobbing duck to enhance its evaporation.
@michaelgemar Hmm. I would think if you knew there was a water leak, given how such things can quickly get worse, you'd definitely want to fix it BEFORE going into hibernation. Yeah.

@lauren @michaelgemar

Maybe it’s not water. Many liquids do not evaporate. Like the liquid that forms in a damp rid container that stuff stays liquid for months.

Heck I could imagine a humidity sensor set with that, when the ducky stops tipping it means the ambient humidity is too low and the solution is drying out, cue the humidifiers.

@MCDuncanLab @michaelgemar The bobbing duck REQUIRES the evaporation of the liquid picked up by its beak to operate.

@lauren Neither Parker nor Brett seem particularly conscientious.

(Funny story: the condo unit above ours was between rental tenants and thus empty, and the owner found a slow leak in toilet’s external valve. They chose to deal with this problem by putting a bucket under it to catch the drips and left it. This went on in the unoccupied unit for some time before the eventually overflowing bucket flooded the bathroom upstairs and then came through our bathroom ceiling. So yeah, people be dumb.)

@michaelgemar Long ago, one evening I walked into the UCLA ARPANET machine room and water was pouring down into the room near the line printer coming from the suspended ceiling. I made a call and the decision was made to turn off ALL accessible equipment in the room. Since the breakers were not accessible, I had to turn off all the power supplies from two PDP 11/45s, a whole bunch of peripherals, and the IMP. Tried to cover stuff with whatever plastic was available.

The cause? Something like two floors up, a water hose for a photo developing rinse setup had slipped, the water was following the path of least resistance until it got to our computer room and SPLASHOLA!

@lauren Water is insidious. It will get to places in a building you *definitely* don’t water to be.
@michaelgemar One weekend I came in to do some work in that same computer room and the elevator I usually took was sitting there with this terrible dripping sound coming from it. I looked through the floor gap into the hoistway and it was filling with water! Ugh. I took the stairs, and when I got up to the computer room I called physical plant (or it may have been the campus police, since physical plant was probably closed during the weekend).

@lauren @michaelgemar

Just a little annoying condensation from the HVAC. You could even weight the bird to alter the period to match the drip rate. If you happen to be an android.

@lauren Dude, there's a prequel coming that entirely hinges upon this
@PizzaDemon I agree. Maybe I'll write it.
@lauren maybe it was Ash surreptitiously up and about? Been a minute since I saw it. (Saw in theater in? 1979 I think. I was like, 11...)

@lauren Lauren is a master at sending readers down rabbit holes. I now understand the thermodynamics behind the "Drinking Bird" and can confidently say that 100 years into the future, human ingenuity has probably managed to arrange for an off-screen laser to heat the base of the bird and the dunking fluid is a non-evaporative prop as one would expect from Hollywood.

Oh and EngineerGuy is a good watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCKC-QVcVn0

The Engineering of the Drinking Bird

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@lauren You’ve clearly missed the urethra to nose hose that creates perpetual circulation.
@lauren
Good call but re: Ash—why would Ash be in cryo-sleep in the first place? His body wasn't human, right?
@negative12dollarbill The Corporation did not want anyone to know that he was NOT human. In fact, they didn't know until practically the end of the film. So he had to be in a hibernation pod, and in all other ways act human.
@lauren Makes sense, thanks. It's been a long time since I saw it.
@lauren Absolutely unwatchable.. thanks for the warning.
@lauren Jones the cat kept it full, duh.
@dsilverman He didn't get to hibernate? Hmm. Did we ever see how that cat hibernated?
@lauren I thought Bishop didn't hibernate?
@ben Sure he did. The whole point was to convince everyone he was a human.
@ben No wait, you're confusing different movies. Ash was the android in "Alien" and was masquerading as human. Bishop was in "Aliens" and was known to be an android all along.
@lauren @ben It says something about the wild ride that is Alien that there's a whole subplot about a synthetic lifeform that is human enough to fool close inspection and interaction by other humans, and that isn't even the most interesting story going on in the movie.
@lauren You're right. I always mix Ash and Bishop up.
@ben The easiest way to remember is that at the end of Aliens, when Ripley and the girl are on the collapsing platform, the Xenomorph is about to get them, and she thinks Bishop has abandoned them, she screams out "BISHOP!!!!!!"
@lauren See, I can hear her yelling it, but I don't have a strong visual memory of the scene, so I forgot that the kid and I think Paul Reiser were there too. (Right? Or am I confused again? I just rewatched all of those back to back a year or so ago and they are running together.)
@ben It's just Ripley and the kid and they're about to be grabbed by you know what. Then at the last second the shuttle rises up with Bishop piloting and they're saved. For the moment, anyway.