Gentlemen, comedy has now peaked

https://lemmy.world/post/35863629

To be fair, ā€œspell checkerā€ wouldn’t be accurate.
Lab le Maker
Thank you for nasal coffee.
Is that Macklemore’s second cousin?
I believe this is the first thing anybody does with a new ā€œlablemakerā€
Nope, I printed out ā€œplantā€ and put the label on a flower pot.
Same vibe. Well done!
Did you then print out another label with the word ā€œlabelā€ and put it on top of the ā€œplantā€ label?
Sir, this is dull men’s club. Please refrain from posting such excitement!
Lotta overlap with dadjokes in this post.
The first thing I did with mine was labeling boxes of screws by size…
I choose to believe that, while the boxes were now labelled & sorted by size, the screws inside were thrown into completeley random boxes.

It’s a long time ago now, but I believe I wrote the word ā€œknobheadā€ and affixed it to the back of the collar of my friend/housemate’s coat.

If I didn’t do that first, I did it second.

If it isn’t, what are you even doing with your life?
Why is there a photo of my labelmaker here? šŸ¤”
That’s a labelmakerlabel
lablemakerlable
We’re going full German now
It was made on a labelmaker labelmaker.
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The first thing I labeled with my label maker was its charger :)
Is that a spelling joke? I can’t figure aught the angel.
We printed a Brady label to go over the Brady logo on ours
I hand-wrote ā€œlabelmakerā€ on the box where I keep mine and my wife lost her shit
Yes, but what is that sticker on it?
I’m unreasonably annoyed that the sticker doesn’t fully sit along it and is exposed at the ends.
it is because of the spelling mistake, or despite it?
What’s this supposed to be?