THECHEATCODE™Well, I hope it was good to you.. to F with The Alien so ff much. I'm just your Eeryclassmate in the end. You totally just my bullies, deal wit it. Nobody on this planet is real. Thought I TOLD YOU in the other Life
.... then you SHOULD NOT HAVE F*cked with your sister so much. I'm only yousis™
🏷. Helena don't you Remember "Eline at Horizon, the basicschool" yeah, I totally was a Losereline already. You could smell the way my life was gonna derail. That's why, this was my Fashion™ you don't REMEMBER? Helena, weird.
Helena: "it was easy to smell from your butt! Yes"
Eline: you're saying my butt was out?
Helena: "WHAT, you just said it!"
Eline: I didn't EVEN swear
Helena: "you could smell from your Butt that your life was gonna derail as you would get older. Your butt was APPARENT in your jeans. Absolutely it was there"
Eline: well thanks for finally admitting it, Helena. That I was just cool and my butt was just there just like yours. Holy hallelujah thank God. Without a butt life is hard, what's your ⚫️?
Eline: you're saying my butt was out?
Helena: "WHAT, you just said it!"
Eline: I didn't EVEN swear
Helena: "you could smell from your Butt that your life was gonna derail as you would get older. Your butt was APPARENT in your jeans. Absolutely it was there"
Eline: well thanks for finally admitting it, Helena. That I was just cool and my butt was just there just like yours. Holy hallelujah thank God. Without a butt life is hard, what's your ⚫️?
Helena: "your butt was there and it was just Noticeable. So, maybe that's why your life derailed. I guess you became a sletje arrogant. You could smell it a little in the air"
Eline: Listy
●. my Butt was just there and totally nicely Proportioned. Barely a butt like that ass of yours.
●. you said smell on my Butt, my Butt was never out my pants at all.
●. You smelled it in the air, but I was UNPOPULAR girl. It was you who was hailed as the new Rebelqueen.
✔️. WHAT made you think I'd sletty
Eline: Listy
●. my Butt was just there and totally nicely Proportioned. Barely a butt like that ass of yours.
●. you said smell on my Butt, my Butt was never out my pants at all.
●. You smelled it in the air, but I was UNPOPULAR girl. It was you who was hailed as the new Rebelqueen.
✔️. WHAT made you think I'd sletty
Helena: "yeah, you were just a girl dressed in jeans.. very very skinny. Being not popular so much, didn't even have a bf. That was Devika"
Eline: exactly, I just had a tiny butt and it was always in my pants. I was mf unpopular also. Don't get so much where you got that from. It's a Rumor isn't it. I grew up a lot, I know stuff now. Helena just tell me please. I'm still your best friend
Helena: "there was a Rumor going around about you though, there was"
Eline: okay, so tell me. What was it?
Eline: exactly, I just had a tiny butt and it was always in my pants. I was mf unpopular also. Don't get so much where you got that from. It's a Rumor isn't it. I grew up a lot, I know stuff now. Helena just tell me please. I'm still your best friend
Helena: "there was a Rumor going around about you though, there was"
Eline: okay, so tell me. What was it?
Helena: "that you were a Sletty for the Slay. It was a #Rumor about you Eline! I didn't wanna say"
Eline: hahahahaha, what they say and WHY do that mean my life is gonna Derail. I'm LMAO
Helena: "they said he touched your butt and you didn't even scream!"
Eline: he totally did yes, it was in the Line to go back into school. Thought you were beside me, maybe it was Shirin. Thought several saw it happen, guess not because I didn't scream. Hahahahaha
Helena: "I totally WAS, why you crazy"
Eline: hahahahaha, what they say and WHY do that mean my life is gonna Derail. I'm LMAO
Helena: "they said he touched your butt and you didn't even scream!"
Eline: he totally did yes, it was in the Line to go back into school. Thought you were beside me, maybe it was Shirin. Thought several saw it happen, guess not because I didn't scream. Hahahahaha
Helena: "I totally WAS, why you crazy"
🏷. Taylor is such a Funny Christian, hahaha. She tells me it all so serious, hahaha. Okay so FINALLY about Slay huh. Ah, Delicious. I'm happy
🏷. Tell me more, Tell me more. Like what did they S😌y..
Summer Nights | Grease | CLIP
Eline: he just PINCHED it very hard, what I'm supposed to do.. scream?
Helena: "what is YOUR ISH"
Eline: WHAT
Helena: "okay Fine, it must've hurt ya. At least it hurt"
Eline: Helena you're such a Christian, it barely came from your lips
Helena: "so did it?"
Eline: not so much, feel like I'm at the Doctor. Girl just get to the point
Helena: "so what is this, just explain ya. Totally crazy story"
Eline: fine, I'll explain. Phew at least we know now how the rumor came to be. I'm happy already yk
Helena: "what is YOUR ISH"
Eline: WHAT
Helena: "okay Fine, it must've hurt ya. At least it hurt"
Eline: Helena you're such a Christian, it barely came from your lips
Helena: "so did it?"
Eline: not so much, feel like I'm at the Doctor. Girl just get to the point
Helena: "so what is this, just explain ya. Totally crazy story"
Eline: fine, I'll explain. Phew at least we know now how the rumor came to be. I'm happy already yk
"Need to make some Noodles" I told you through the air, thought you all did that or SOME. Whatever
Just a Few points.
🏷. You're so easy, you think Slay was the whole reason. Omg, you've got SOME imagination.
🏷. I'm offended, so you think Slay was good enough for me. Omg, he's ugly
🏷. I'm insulted, for you thinking I was such a sletje for the first "smelly badboy" who comes around. I'm not so Easy, omg! You're a racist
🏷. You're blind and need glasses, did you see a thing go on wit your eyes girl or do you just PUT things IN with your mind. So creepy
🏷. You're so easy, you think Slay was the whole reason. Omg, you've got SOME imagination.
🏷. I'm offended, so you think Slay was good enough for me. Omg, he's ugly
🏷. I'm insulted, for you thinking I was such a sletje for the first "smelly badboy" who comes around. I'm not so Easy, omg! You're a racist
🏷. You're blind and need glasses, did you see a thing go on wit your eyes girl or do you just PUT things IN with your mind. So creepy
THE STORY
Slay was just a boy in my Class, Helena knows him. He was just the baddest one, he got in fights and he was put alone on this private bench close to the teacher. I didn't Likey him at all! I mean, I didn't care about his Reputation but I liked Fabian. Fabian didn't even talk to me and dated mostly Shirin, though. I was with Heleen, when the teacher put us apart for Helena to get more popular. She got a bit of that, so he pushed it further. By, taking her away from me
Slay was just a boy in my Class, Helena knows him. He was just the baddest one, he got in fights and he was put alone on this private bench close to the teacher. I didn't Likey him at all! I mean, I didn't care about his Reputation but I liked Fabian. Fabian didn't even talk to me and dated mostly Shirin, though. I was with Heleen, when the teacher put us apart for Helena to get more popular. She got a bit of that, so he pushed it further. By, taking her away from me
.... as if! I was only there to Socialize the losers, the uglies. Heleen came to school looking like a farmer, and now she was all cool. Getting confessions from boys and the teacher wasn't blind to see, I had a thing to do wit it. So, he took Heleen as if she was done with training. Instead gave me a new Loser to turn cool. It was Cindy
I REFUSED, I didn't even get it so I told the teacher to his face. "Why did you do this?" I told him I'd send my mama to talk, don't know if my mama did. But he did Promise to turn it back, he didn't. I asked him multiple times "when it's gonna be me back with Heleen?"
.... I didn't get it, but he didn't. So, instead I started to REBEL. I was always good to teachers, respectful. Now I got a bit more loose wit that. I would just stay standing when he told the class to "sit, break is over" I just took a little longer and he noticed, but ignored it. I mostly just went over to where he put Helena, also at thymes it wasn't really allowed. I sneaked away to her "Side of Popular girls" they were all SO annoying. Thinky they so cool. Samantha was nice though
Helena was getting a Reputation as a "Bad Girl" while I was the one she took most tips from. Just a Fact. Then she just easyditched me for the "Cool Gang" while I was left with smelly Cindy. I missed her
... it was not nice she stole it from me, but Slay comes in the picture around this time. He hates the teacher, so maybe he related. I didn't think so much about. But, he did NOTHING but some looks maybe. He didn't show a thing. I only grew suspicion. Until suddenly one afternoon, after break.. we had to go back in. I was standing in the Line next to Helena. I know Slay is behind me, I saw him! He grabbed my butt, I didn't react at all. Didn't even turn my head, maybe a while later just to check
🏷. On the playground Slay would always fight with others and the teacher sometimes actually fought HIM, with arms and fists and everything. Such a Jerk.
I HAD to check if it was really him! I mean, you never know. I know what girls think, but.. I'm not so easily fazed at all. So he grabbed my butt, felt like a pinch to me. I wasn't SO impressed honestly.. it was cute though. Then girls THINK I'm gonna make a scene there. WHY would I scream, that's totally mf emberassing. It would only get him punished also, I was not gonna! I just kept it secret as much as Possible, didn't tell nobody I think. It was MY THING.
... don't know what he did, he probably didn't tell nobody either. He's not that kind of boy. I think somebody saw him Do it, I told you!! He was not careful, I turn my head back and see his friend snicker while he's trying to pretend just like me.
"Nothing happened, what's your ish?"
I never hear about it ever! It's just a thing that happened in the Line, nobody seems to have seen. But then, it's all so crazy. Slay seems to do get punished more, the teacher is even harder on him after. But he's rebelling like a Drunk boy now, just running after anyone. I notice also, WHY does he then ignore me after? I don't know a thing more than that it's secret between us. Don't make a connection, maybe it was then. It wasn't so deep, but he just IGNORED me completely without explaining
... I know boys don't EXPLAIN, but I also can't know everything. So, I'm just worried about him. There was nothing between us but the weird Buttpinch anyway, I don't make big deals. He was part of the Class and we were really close. He was being Bullied by the teacher, I was PISSED to be honest. I stood up for him once. Chaos had broken loose a little at the end of that year. Everybody running around at breakthyme. Slay was running with a Ruler
I go up to him and try to be humorous, then he's acting crazy.. so in the end I'm just running after him. Then he runs after me with the Ruler, he was pissed but not at me. I could tell okay! I didn't KNOW exactly what was going on, I just missed him being funny to me. Even if it was only the one time. I thought maybe that he liked me, and then suddenly he acted so weird. It was over before it even started, you know.
... I didn't know what else to do, but just let him be. He seemed COOKED over the top. He was nice to me still, but he don't explain so.. it was different. It was all Chaotic now, he was running with rulers. I better stay away, I thought
End of the year and it's all cooled down and "Forgotten" by the ghosts or something. I don't get how they even knew and if.. but at Camp it's all the end of it. I ditched Helena, the whole week I wasn't looking at her face at all. Could spit in it when I saw it. I was pissed. I spend my time with Jessica, who was actually more like me anyway. From the Hood with single mother, raised to do it all alone since she was 10. Helena was a spoiled Christian sletje from the country
.. but then Slay just breaks it, ALL it ever even barely was. I'm there with Jessica, dancing a little at a Partynight at camp. She keeps saying "you really DO look like Michael Jackson. Omg! It's crazy" then suddenly Slay appears and looks at Jessica nasty and says "Ya, just as ugly!"
Shit, okay well maybe.. he didn't mean it like that. Ahhh, shit. So it was like that huh, well it doesn't matter bitches you know. You just were telling me I look like MJ with the idea that he is ugly, and so am I. Slay was standing up for me, okay then. I'm so mf HAPPY to know. Finally just get it.. it was only a misunderstanding because I'm not arrogant. I don't think it was an insult to say "you look like MJ" to me that was just my Daddy anyway. And he's not UGLY, if he were a girl
🏷. I don't care for INTONATION, I just take what you say as a Fact and make my own Conclusion. That's totally a Compliment. Don't care what YOU think at all
🏷. I really hope he didn't mean to say I was ugly, I can't even think of him without dirt on his name
THE FUTURE
Later on after school, I see Slay hanging around my street maybe once. He was said to have gone into the Army, I liked him for that a little haha. So, I see him there and he seems sad. I thought he probably wasn't selected. But I don't TALK to boys or anyone, I'm shy in reality you knew. So, I never see him again.. it's like he disappeared.
Later on after school, I see Slay hanging around my street maybe once. He was said to have gone into the Army, I liked him for that a little haha. So, I see him there and he seems sad. I thought he probably wasn't selected. But I don't TALK to boys or anyone, I'm shy in reality you knew. So, I never see him again.. it's like he disappeared.
One day, it was 2017. I'm with mama about to go to Oma, I think. At her car there's a group of hoodboys hanging. One of them goes.. "I went to school with your daughter!" And I think he means Renée, I don't really look. I'm shy. But then, my mama asked and he says "no no Eline" and so I look up. I don't really wanna, but! Then he's standing there, it's this boy. I don't KNOW, didn't recognize right away. He was all Emo™ with a big hole in his ear haha
🏷. I did stand up for Slay once, BY THE WAY.. with the rulers it was then. Another time maybe, but the same thing happened with another girl. He was chasing her around the classroom like he'd lost it, and then he got blamed. But I was watching the whole time, I just yelled to the teacher "HEY IT WASN'T SLAY.. SHE TOTALLY PUSHED HIM!"
.... Helena just misunderstood everything. I tell her, #Sarcastic "that's probably what you thought" and then I'm saying a thing entirely RANDOM like that you could smell my life was gonna derail and so I dressed like that (skaterstyle). Helena takes it seriously, thinking I meant to say my butt was out for people to smell that I was gonna be a famous sletje. Many things wrong! Helena don't seem to get:
🏷. SARCASM
🏷. GRAMMAR
🏷. LOGICA
🏷. SARCASM
🏷. GRAMMAR
🏷. LOGICA
Helena, I was not making fun of you. I was being SARCASTIC because you're a dumb bitch and you annoy me. I say a thing entirely RANDOM, which was just meant like "sure, Helena it was obvious my life was gonna derail. Then why did I dress so Cool?" That's all I was saying. Maybe that's because I'm an Alien, but turns out ALWAYS people can take it into reality.. that's because I'm a #Perfect™ I've figured now. All I ever say is the truth..
Helena don't get GRAMMAR either, because I didn't say at all that my butt was out for people to smell I was so cool and gonna get Famous. All I said - if you take the Sarcasm away - is just that my life was gonna Derail, you could smell it. So, I dressed like a skatergirl (which BTW I did not so much, only once or twice). If you explain this dryfact I only said I dressed OVER THE TOP cool a few times to rebel against a foreshadowing feeling of doom.
🏷. Helena thinks I just admitted on this x that I was being a Coolgirl on purpose showing off my COOL, almost symbolically rubbing my butt into everyone's faces. Making them smell I was gonna get Famous. And I even had my butt out of my pants a few times! - even though Helena goes far here, even in the photo the girl's butt is not out. When in reality I didn't say that with a word, she just ratted herself out that that is what SHE thought I was doing. "Oops"
#GRAMMAR, ❌️
Back to the last thing, Taylor don't get LOGICA. I'm not talking about "Logica on Earth" because that's not Logica at all. She don't get LOGIC, how would me dressing cool - or even being arrogant about it, in Helena's Delulu mind - mean that I'd not get Famous instead my life would DERAIL. Why is my life derailing even connected to getting noFame, bitches.. most famous people's lives derail more. "You should've gotten Famous, instead your life derailed!" Hahaha, bitch. You did both
🏷. Helena at this point looks just mf Psychotic. Her whole POV of me, her thinkprocess and Conclusions really make no mf sense in reality. What did now actually just HAPPEN for her to think my life would Derail. Getting famous is another thing, that's just a thing that ain't happen. I probably didn't try, who cares. It's about bffs, she's supposed to care. It's about Feelings anyway, just get straight to how you Feel™. Just tell me what went down, I hate this mf planet
#LOGICA, ❌️
🏷. Helena didn't catch the sarcasm, I was making fun of how ridiculous it was to think it was obvious my life was gonna derail JUST BECAUSE of "what exactly".. I dressed cool. So to me it was so far off reality, while she actually took my cooldressing as the whole reason my life would derail. More reason for me to get Sarcastic on this bitch! What a HO*
#SARCASM, ❌️
P.s. I really just SAY THIS because Taylor isn't surprised enough about how my life derailed. It hurts me, I'm thinking "how could my bff not be surprised to see it? I was dressed so cool, from her POV I would've thought I'd be famous!" The rest I read in her mind later, that it was actually THAT what made her think it. Hurts even more
⏹️. #SideNote.
WHY you not Surprised? WHY you look like you knew already.. AS IF YOU COULD SMELL IT IN THE AIR! Sure, I was cool and dressed it also. I look from others' POVs all the thyme. I would've thought a girl like me would get Famous and get worried sick actually. That's my best friend, WHAT THE HELL.. did you Sabotage it or something.
WHY you not Surprised? WHY you look like you knew already.. AS IF YOU COULD SMELL IT IN THE AIR! Sure, I was cool and dressed it also. I look from others' POVs all the thyme. I would've thought a girl like me would get Famous and get worried sick actually. That's my best friend, WHAT THE HELL.. did you Sabotage it or something.
■. "#Logica would say, she'd get Famous. She actually just looked like this with brown hair. She was mf me, Taylor. Seriouspiss, and look where I am now? Honestly she looked cooler, she did crazy things with Fashion then. She was just a smart/talented as me also. We both did Music & Science well" - Taylor Swift
🏷. "in the end the plain truth is obvious to everyone, we just all mf Piss around it." That's #Earth, I've gathered this in 2024
🏷. Eline: "Just because I looked like Taylor don't mean I was exactly right either, she just made it for a reason. I barely tried" but Elina - I grew up and know more now - will agree with you Taylor.. in #EarthLogica I would've gotten famous. So, why you not Surprised
🏷. Taylor I smell arrogance in your words and tone a little. Just a sidenote
Jimin: "Well, Helena.. at least you're being honest about the Fashionpart. We totally just Likey you now. I think"
Don't be SO MEAN to my oldest best friend & secret sister.. even though she's a big Fat scary Mermaid™ okaya.
🏷. "Why are you Friends with Taylor" It's like boys don't Likey me because it seems like I'm a Swifty. I didn't know it was SO DEEP, but I'm not a #Swifty
✔️. "Just my sister, Never Mind her"
✔️. "Just a girl I need to keep an eye on, I'm motherly OKAY. She's like my retarded cousin Renée!"
✔️. "That's things I need to say for the Mafia, and I just recreate her Outfits. They mine anyway, I'm just doing RECLAIM"
✔️. "It's also because I'm a JEDWARD, they love her a lot. They my firsts, don't go judging John and Edward"
✔️. "Just a girl I need to keep an eye on, I'm motherly OKAY. She's like my retarded cousin Renée!"
✔️. "That's things I need to say for the Mafia, and I just recreate her Outfits. They mine anyway, I'm just doing RECLAIM"
✔️. "It's also because I'm a JEDWARD, they love her a lot. They my firsts, don't go judging John and Edward"
🏷. I'm not a Swifty, I make sure to never call myself her Fan - she's just my sister - and I need to keep an eye on her. I never been friends with any Swifties either. I'm really NOT in the Fandom!
🏷. Namjoon is SUCH a hoer, because he's totally a Taylorfan and says it also. He copies MANY of her songs. He's totally a #Plagiariser and a Hypocrite™. Seeee, NJ is family also. He gets it. Don't be so racist, Asians okay. You're tiny little angry 🎱z
People gonna YELL so easy fast that Taylor is a bitch but they gotta watch it. I'm still her bff, I'm not so Easy to get. I'm smart, that's only a SUSPICION and they go "wootwoot" so mf immature. That's not #Laywer™ we both did Atheneum. Taylor knows better.
☑️. "Taylor knew I'd Derail"
■. Maybe she didn't even and it's an illusion, but for sake of argument.. let's stick to it. There's still several Options how she'd know
●. SABOTAGE
●. RUMORS (she's Easy)
●. PSYCHIC
●. SPY (Gathered)