I ask the librarian if he had any books on paranoia. He whispered.
"They' re right behind you!"
@kibcol1049 I asked the librarian where the books on dag jokes are, he said, "They're in the basement, I'll just go get them for you", then he walked awkwardly down the stairs behind his desk to go get them.
@kibcol1049 i asked the librarian if they had any books on the jfk assassination and she said β€œyes, back and to the left.”
@squirrellybob In the book depository, overlooking the grassy knoll?
@kibcol1049 the books about the lincoln assassination are on the balcony

@squirrellybob @kibcol1049

Other than that Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?

@squirrellybob I asked the librarian if she had any books on General Custer. She said they were near the door by the horn. The little big horn.

@squirrellybob @kibcol1049

Do you have the book about training dogs and cats that might not be there?

Well it rings a bell, but I am not sure if we have it or not.