I ask the librarian if he had any books on paranoia. He whispered.
"They' re right behind you!"
@kibcol1049 i asked the librarian if they had any books on the jfk assassination and she said β€œyes, back and to the left.”
@squirrellybob In the book depository, overlooking the grassy knoll?
@kibcol1049 the books about the lincoln assassination are on the balcony

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Other than that Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?

@squirrellybob I asked the librarian if she had any books on General Custer. She said they were near the door by the horn. The little big horn.

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Do you have the book about training dogs and cats that might not be there?

Well it rings a bell, but I am not sure if we have it or not.