Hate soup.

If you spilled that much water over my plate of pasta in a restaurant I'd send it back and nobody would question it.

Someone hasn’t tried sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s

Well, they said no sloppy steaks.

Yeah but I used to be a piece of shit

People can change

I’m scared OP thinks people don’t change

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit: Spiked-up Blonde hair, itty bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chicolini’s. People can change.

I feel like this is a series of Always Sunny quotes or references, and I’ve never seen that show.