Hate soup.

If you spilled that much water over my plate of pasta in a restaurant I'd send it back and nobody would question it.

Someone hasn’t tried sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s
Well, they said no sloppy steaks.
Yeah but I used to be a piece of shit
People can change
I’m scared OP thinks people don’t change
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit: Spiked-up Blonde hair, itty bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chicolini’s. People can change.
I feel like this is a series of Always Sunny quotes or references, and I’ve never seen that show.
Let him hold the baby. People can change.
Btw, it’s not Always Sunny, it’s this, fyi.
'Baby Cries' Full Sketch - I Think You Should Leave Season 2

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Well that was weird.
I’m not a fan of Tim Robinson, but I get why people like him.