i love living in the future, in which i have to hold my web browser very gingerly so it doesn't replace the thing i'm reading with the carbon farts of a stochastic white supremacy machine https://blog.mozilla.org/en/firefox/shake-to-summarize/
On Firefox for iOS, summarize a page with a shake or a tap | The Mozilla Blog

On mobile, browsing often means quick checks on small screens, squeezed in between everything else you’re doing. We built Shake to Summarize on iOS to gi

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Like the radio in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, where you could conveniently change stations with the smallest gesture, so you had to stay totally immobile if you wanted to actually listen to the station you wanted.

@davidtheeviloverlord @aparrish Came in looking for this, thanks 😊