i love living in the future, in which i have to hold my web browser very gingerly so it doesn't replace the thing i'm reading with the carbon farts of a stochastic white supremacy machine https://blog.mozilla.org/en/firefox/shake-to-summarize/
Like the radio in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, where you could conveniently change stations with the smallest gesture, so you had to stay totally immobile if you wanted to actually listen to the station you wanted.