Mastodawn

people who say “money doesn’t buy happiness” have never known the unadulterated joy of purchasing with their own capital a rotisserie chicken

@Daojoan
The bachelor's handbag.

If money didn't buy happiness, then debt wouldn't bring misery.

@Daojoan Money can be used to acquire TTRPG books

If that counts, I've bought way too much happiness in the past.

@Daojoan Lex Luthor didn't use his own capital.

@Daojoan not so much happiness for the chicken

@Daojoan eating it with your hands in the parking lot is just the cherry on top

@Daojoan just bought and broke down (for later use) two for our family.

@Daojoan A bird lived and died for my happiness. I feel honoured.

@Daojoan Proleterisserie

@jwz @Daojoan related: Profiteroletariat

@Daojoan money doesn't buy happiness though 😭😭

@Daojoan the 'money doesn't buy happiness' thing is used to distract people from the fact that money buys freedom.

@Daojoan i derive joy in using said rotisserie chicken as the base for as many meals as possible (maybe 3-4 if I stretch it)