KennystillaliveYour username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?
kescusayWell, they don’t hate me, but they do get tired of French people sounding out our shared username and then making jokes about it.
Oh, and Talking Heads fans calling them “psycho killer.”
*dust.sysThey’d better Run run run run run run awaayyyyyyy
StrixUralensisOh you beat me to it !
Right under your own comment
That’s far better!
Dude, you misspelled your name it should be: “Qu’est-ce que c’est?” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🫡 * in a very arrogant French accent*
Le plus drôle c’est que je parle français. Très amusant, n’est-ce pas?
AkasazhHon hon hon
I’d imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I’m the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on
There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.
Lady Butterfly she/herMy cats will be fine with it.
Did you try asking them? Ask them and please report back with their response
Good idea. I just asked, one ignored me and the other begged for food. Verdict unclear.
That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.
Delco Cat Toys - SNL
How have I never seen that sketch??
I don’t think they’d care.
BjörnI wish I could be so lucky.
potoooooooo ✅️Assuming you’re American, based on your username and instance. Hope that helps.
Moderately irritated by having to explain “it’s literally j j j all js like the word all J’s but not this part” all the time
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They would probably find it pretty cringe
Think about it though. In like 100 years, the irony will wear off, and you’ll have Millers, Carpenters, Smiths, and fucking Gigachads. It’d work, it just might take awhile.
hopefully they like dead things
MegaUltraChickenLess than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.
sp3ctr4lOne of your progeny is destined to be a key advisor to President Camacho, head of ‘The Department of Agriculture; Brought to you by KFC/PizzaHut’
ChozoWell, I'm gonna have to brush up on my Metroid lore.
Eh, it’s pretty descriptive of me but I wonder if my kids would be the same. They’ll be monotheistic, most likely at least, but yappy/argumentative is not a given. 🤷
Id say you have it backwards. Being argumentative is a genetic trait mostly, although outside influence can override that. While theism isn’t genetic in any way, and growing up in a religion is often the catalyst that turns them away.
Hey, maybe they can be both, then. 😅
God, I hope they’re not monotheistic.
Hey you kids, get off my WLAN!
chaosCruiserIf you’re still using some old and insecure encryption, you’re basically inviting the kids to practice their skills with your WLAN. If you notice that they’ve figured out how to crack WEP, it’s time to move on to WPA and see how long it takes them to find a way in.
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)The prophecy will come true and they’ll die in the next Great Depression, aka, the “Big Sad”, so yes they’ll hate me. Or maybe if they like dark humor / are nihilist, they’ll quite enjoy the username because at least the death would be a “username checks out” moment.
Probably a bit weird, but it could have been much worse
Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.
DUMBASSImagine getting terrible medical news from a Dr. Fartswithanaccent.
I think they could have worse
they’re the ones who have killed me.
Endymion_MallornMy username is a variety of my name. So less annoyed than the kids of Ladiesman217.
Ahhhhhhh, they won’t know any difference.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 With normal letters or forever with the goofy ones? 🤔
Definitely goofy.
They’ll have to type out the unicode galaxy on every form.
It’s literally “TheSloth”, so I think we’ll all be OK.
It rings different in German though, since Faultier can also be translated as lazy animal.
I love German animal names so much. My favorites are “stink animal” and “sting pig”
If they are at all aware of the world in which we live they would have fallen down the same path anyway.
shish_mishIt is the word for little bat in my language,
so I’m good.
My kid would genuinely love it, it’s right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.
I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with “what if you pooped a car?” But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.
The name’s P00ptart…
JAMES P00ptart.
Shaken, not stirred
𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍They wonder whether I shagged a devil or one of my ancestors did
She would love it
Having the name "to melt" in their native language is not the worst
I think they would mainly hate it because it would infringe on their own self-identity. No one I know in real life knows my user name, and no one who knows my user name knows my irl identity. That would be the biggest problem.
Checked with my 15 year old daughter: 98% hate.
m-p{3}Mediocre audio sound quality compared to better codecs out there, but works on almost anything and the patents are expired.
Up until the end of elementary school- they’ll love it! From there on out they’ll probably cringe so hard. After watching and enjoying Monty Python as grown-ups I think they’ll like it again.